Monday, April 3, 2017

Monster Porn Monday

My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn.
I read them so you don't have to.

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Eden Redd
23 March 2015
23 Pages

My Rating ~ 4 bites

Brainy soon-to-be divorced Dr. Melissa White is about to get extremely carnal with three telepathic raptors. And her lab assistants aren’t off the hook either. That’s what you get for messing with the space time continuum. Didn’t you ever watch Star Trek? Wait, this kind of consequence never happened on Star Trek. Now I feel gypped.

I keep trying dinoporn, but I can’t seem to get past all the sharp pointy teeth and claws. However, I’ve read some of Eden Redd’s other monster porn, so I figured I’d give it a shot. I wasn’t disappointed. Face fucking isn’t one of my turn ons, but there’s more of the other kind of fucking going on, so it’s bearable. Or dinoable? Anyway, her male lab assistant gets in on it for some human sex amongst the dinosex and there’s a whole big sexfest going on before Melissa and her two assistants send the lusty raptors back from whence they came. Starts at 7% and ends at 70%, but it’s a decent read.


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Natasha Hunter
18 January 2017
35 Pages

My Rating ~ 4 bites

Whitley and Kymberly head out to the backwoods of South Carolina in search of some footage of the famous Lizard Man for Whitley’s brand spanking new supernatural website. But when Kym gets called back home for an emergency, Whitley decides to stay. By herself. All alone. Nothing’s gonna happen, right?

There’s some hot human sex at the beginning, Whitley with her boyfriend Jake (he leaves her with Kym and will pick her up the next morning), but that’s not what we’re here for, so…enter the Lizard Man. He’s been watching Whitley all day then when it gets dark, he decides to have his lizardy way with her. He’s 7’ tall so you know that means a massive schlong, right? Of course. And talk about getting some tail. Woo doggie! Also, a forked tongue is not quite what you think in this one. Hell, it’s monster porn, you could be thinking just about anything, but it’s not an actual fork if that’s where your thought processes have headed. All-in-all a hot piece of monstery sex.

Side note: The title says Lizardman, but in the story it’s Lizard Man. Ok, yes, it bugs me.


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Clementine Le Bas
5 September 2016
18 Pages

My Rating ~ 4 bites

Angela has been introduced to sexual humiliation and degradation as well as dub-con by her boyfriend and his friend, so she runs off to her parents’ cabin to think about her sexual preferences. In the middle of winter. And now it’s storming. Good thing there’s a yeti to rescue her.

Starts at 9%, but ends at 95%, so not a bad length. Maybe not as long as the yeti schlong, but we know nothing is ever as long as monster cock. There’s a dual POV in this one, so we get a bit of monster perspective. If you don’t like dub-con then this story isn’t for you. Angela is definitely a sub with humiliation tendencies. I’d even say she’s slave material. The yeti gives her many orgasms and violates her repeatedly, but once she comes to terms with what really gets her motor revving I doubt she’ll want to ever leave. There’s a 2nd story to this and I’m going to try to pick it up before my free trial of KU expires.

1 comment:

  1. Looks like I go some reading to do! :)
    As always, awesome reviews, my monster porn enabler! ;)

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