Monster Porn Monday

Erotica ~ Mature 18+

Sorry, guys. It seems every book I picked this week is no longer available. :( But I picked 'em and then read 'em, so here's the reviews anyway. Enjoy!

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Title ~ Tangled in Tentacles

Series ~ Tangled in Tentacles, #1

Author ~ C.A. Taylor

Publisher ~ C.A. Taylor

Published ~ 15 December 2013

Pages ~ 23

My Rating ~ 4 bites

Brandon is a 24-yr-old stud muffin. He works as a plumber but his dream was to become a marine biologist. He loves the water. Not plumbing water, large open masses of water. One day while out on his jet ski he has an accident and is rescued by…something. Afterwards he thinks he was hallucinating, so now he has to go back and see if it was real. Or if he’s wack-a-doodle.

Other than some awkwardly contorted sentences this isn’t badly written. Plenty of description and I’m intrigued by this octo-human (?) named L’iori. Where does he come from? Are there more like him? Then there’s the sexual exploration they indulge in. Tentacles! Very well described and hawt. It does have an ending, but the story clearly isn’t over. I’d love to read more about these two. I’m bummed I couldn’t find more stories.

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Title ~ Taken by the Sasquatch

Author ~ Audrey Grace

Publisher ~ Fervid Dreams

Published ~ 31 December 2014

Pages ~ 56

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Ellie Sax is a surveyor doing a job out in the wilderness when she is accosted by…is that Sasquatch?!

Not too horribly written and I gave it 3 bites for the scene with Charles Copeland, CEO of North Star Development and the sex scene between Ellie and Sasquatch. Otherwise, it’s a bit ho-hum and the ending is left a bit up in the air. Really, you’re not missing anything, folks. Also, the books ends at 75% with the rest sneak peeks at her other books. I don’t do sneak peeks, so that’s it for me.

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Title ~ Amy and the Ankylosaurus

Author ~ Amanda Lash

Publisher ~ Amanda lash

Published ~ 3 August 2014

Pages ~ 32

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Amy’s ex, Magnus, wants her back. She doesn’t want him back. Especially since he fucked her sister. But he’s determined to win her back, so he builds a machine that opens a portal to other dimensions. And since Amy loves dinosaurs, that’s a dimension he opens. Does he get Amy back? Well…

My God, there is a lot of geeky talk about alternate dimensions and time travel in this one. I spaced out for a bit there, but at least it was an intellectual info dump. So, Magnus McDouchebag wants Amy back and he thinks the way back into her pants is by building a portal leading to her favorite thing, dinosaurs. Once Amy figures out it’s not a trick, what does she do? That’s right folks! She runs straight into the dinosaur-filled portal like the stupid twat she is. Shit, I wanted Magnus to just close the portal and leave her there. But then we wouldn’t have been witness to the dino hand job Amy had to give Anky (the ankylosaurus) in order to get back to the portal alive. At least I didn’t have to read about huge dino cock, teeth and claws penetrating any and all orifices. A simple hand job was a nice change. Fuck. I can’t believe I just said that. Just goes to show the things I’ve been reading. LOL