Monster Porn Monday

My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn. 

I read them so you don't have to.

Erotica ~ Mature 18+

*Book source ~ A review copy was provided in exchange for an honest review.

Title ~ Steady with the Yeti

Series ~ Surprise Passion, #2

Author ~ Mia Fox

Published ~ 28 February 2014

Pages ~ 30

My Rating ~ 4 bites and a nibble

Anna the anthropologist is working on a pet project of hers for biotech firm MedSecs when she’s rudely yanked off it to work on a male infertility project run by her asshole ex-boyfriend. The surprising thing about the project is it features a yeti. A yeti she’s strangely attracted to and wants to set free, but he ex threatens her, get the yeti sperm or lose her research grant. Dilemma!

For monster porn this is a decent story with a monster, sex, hot woman, an asshole and a problem to be solved. I found myself really hating Anna’s ex and cheering for Anna and the yeti, who she calls Prince. The ending is a little too rosy and pie in the sky, but for the most part I enjoyed this sexy monster porn.

*Book source ~ A review copy was provided in exchange for an honest review.

Title ~ Ethel and the Merman

Series ~ Surprise Passion, #3

Author ~ Mia Fox

Published ~ 20 March 2014

Pages ~ 39

My Rating ~ 4 bites

Ethel and her son Jonah are constantly being disappointed by her ex (Jonah’s dad), but one day they meet someone who may be able to take away the wariness they both have of men who are scumbags.

Atlas is a merman and he’s not particularly monstrous, so I’m not sure how this would fit under monster porn. Yes he has a tail, but once in his lair he can switch to legs. So…except for the swimming part he’s not exactly a monster. There’s a decent story here and hot sex, but monster bits are noticeably absent.

*Book source ~ A review copy was provided in exchange for an honest review.

Title ~ Scent of the Centaur

Series ~ Surprise Passion, #4

Author ~ Mia Fox

Published ~ 23 July 2014

Pages ~ 37

My Rating ~ 3 bites and a nibble

Athena commits a major no-no by sleeping with a student while working as a lecturer in Greek history and mythology at a college. Put on administrative leave she decides to take a trip of a lifetime. To Greece. Athena is about to get schooled.

Kyros may be a centaur but he’s definitely hung like a horse. This isn’t very monstery, but it’s kinda hot. There are some editing issues and it’s a bit short with an abrupt ending, but all-in-all not a bad quick read.

*Book source ~ A review copy was provided in exchange for an honest review.

Title ~ Sleeping with the Sandman

Series ~ Surprise Passion, #5

Author ~ Mia Fox

Published ~ 5 November 2014

Pages ~ 48

My Rating ~ 4 bites

Savannah suffers from nightmares and is seeing a therapist who is helping her achieve a normal life. One of the things the therapist wants her to do is start dating. But Savannah’s issues run deep and she’s having a hard time with the assignment. She much prefers The Sandman who pulls her out of her nightmares and helps her to sleep.

Ok, I have to admit to disappointment in this one. There’s no monster at all! The Sandman is an unusual character, but he looks human, so no monster bits or non-con sex.  *pouts* It is a pretty decent short story though, so props for that.

Past review of Ready for the Yeti posted HERE