Monster Porn Monday

Erotica ~ 18+

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Title ~ Cum for Bigfoot

(original title Moan for Bigfoot)

Series ~ Cum for Bigfoot, #1

Author ~ Virginia Wade

Publisher ~ Virginia Wade

Published ~ 11 December 2011

Pages ~ 42

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Porsche and her friends go on a camping trip to Mt Hood National forest with one adult as chaperone. There have been rumors that Bigfoot is around, but they don’t believe the stories. Perhaps they should have.

Yes, we know this is going to be similar to Friday the 13^th only instead of killing going on there’s going to be sex. Only not sex amongst the teenagers. We start off with Porsche getting tipsy and boinking the chaperone who happens to be the stepdad of the boy she’s been crushing on. Okaaaaay. I guess that was to warm her up for the big hairy Bigfoot who kidnaps her and her two friends, Shelly and Leslie. The Bigfoot’s name is Leonard. Go figure. He lives in the forest with his mom and she helps him kidnap young girls so he and his buddies can get them preggers to carry on the Bigfoot line. Leonard does all 3 girls without consent (rape, people), but Porsche is the one he’s really taken a shine to and he spends extra time with her. Lucky Porsche.

This isn’t a bad story. Decently written with creative sex scenes, I did roll my eyes in several places and couldn’t quite put out of my head how hairy Leonard is and how his cock bulged on the end like a tennis ball. Tennis.Ball. Sweet Baby Jane! The logistics of a tennis ball-like object being used to penetrate any orifice…no. Just, no. All-in-all though I would continue with this series even if just to read more about the tennis ball topped cock. Good, good.

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Title ~ Mating with the Morlocks

Author ~ N.L. Allen

Publisher ~ N.L. Allen

Published ~ 2 March 2013

Pages ~ 14

My Rating ~ 2 bites

Beatrice is out for an early morning walk when she is pulled into some kind of portal taking her someplace she’s never been. She’s drugged, stripped, blindfolded and violated by large hairy monsters.

First off, nowhere in this story are the monsters referred to as Morlocks, so we’ll have to take the author’s word for that. They’re pretty smart for monsters though. A time portal (my guess) as well as drugs? Maybe they ran out of Eloi and used the technology of H.G. Wells to bring nubile women to their time to mercilessly boink. Secondly, I don’t exactly know what time frame this story is set in. It has a feel of historical, but I’m uncertain. In addition, it’s not very well-written. Lastly, I didn’t like Beatrice. She seemed a bit of a twat especially there at the end. All-in-all, forgettable. And I have an urge to watch The Time Machine (circa 1960) since it’s been about 30 yrs since I’ve seen it. Crap! That just made me feel old.

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Title ~ Ready for the Yeti

Series ~ Surprise Passion, #1

Author ~ Lola Bond (Mia Fox)

Publisher ~ Evatopia Press

Published ~ 2 February 2014

Pages ~ 28

My Rating ~ 4 bites and a nibble

Anna is an anthropologist working for a biotech firm interested in the capabilities of the sperm from the Yeti they have purchased from the people who captured him. Named Prince Schlong by the workers, Anna doesn’t like it, so she calls him Prince. She also doesn’t like how he’s being treated, but she has a job to do and little time to do it. Her former lover, but still boss is complicating her life, too. Then the unthinkable happens. Prince gets her alone in the cage and has his Yeti way with her.

My first Yeti read and it’s very well-written. There’s some back story and a plot instead of going straight to the monster fucking. There’s humor and great characters, too. The end is a cliffhanger though. How is Anna going to get herself and Prince out of this situation and away from the evil biotech firm and her boss? Inquiring minds would like to know, so I guess I need to read the next book in the series.