My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn.
I read them so you don't have to.
Erotica ~ Mature 18+
*Book source ~ A review copy was provided in exchange for an honest review.
Title ~ Princess Miri
Author ~ Cerys du Lys
Published ~ 18 July 2013
Pages ~ 261
My Rating ~ 4 bites
For her 18th birthday Princess Miri is
gifted a troll from her frenemy Fleur Millicent. Miri is delighted with her present
and names him Thump. She takes him everywhere, but since she’s quickly bored,
her escapades with Thump eventually turn to sexual cock teasing. And that leads to even more naughty
adventures.
This is an anthology containing Miri’s
adventures in Thump humping. There are eight stories that can be read out of
order, but are much better appreciated if read in sequence. Miri isn’t the most
pleasant person, but over time she changes. Her sexual exploits with Thump
become increasingly daring and creative, but it’s inevitable that she gets
caught taking a semi-truck load of troll cum. The ending story with Fleur is my
least favorite, but it would be nice if she never returns to bother Miri and
Thump. Yes, this is monster porn, so don’t expect classy literature here.
However, it’s not horribly written and is highly entertaining, for me anyway. I rolled my eyes, paused to visualize, snorted in amusement and was equally disturbed by all the cum. And I will shit you not, right after I finished this book I was on Facebook and saw this...
That is exactly how I pictured Thump's troll cock! Serendipity!
I couldn't agree more, if I was to think of what a troll penis would look like that would be it. Not that I think of troll penis but if I did. Great review, going to have to check and see if that is on KU. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL Of course not. We never think of stuff like that. *coughs* Thanks, and I hope it is. ;)
Delete*dies laughing* Bless you for taking this review on! You have far more patience than I !
ReplyDeleteI look forward to reviewing monster porn. It's usually highly entertaining. For me anyway. LOL
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