Monster Porn Monday

My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn. 

I read them so you don't have to.

Erotica ~ Mature 18+

*Book source ~ Kindle Unlimited

Title ~ Abducted

Series ~ A Lover for Bigfoot, #1

Author ~ Angel Winter

Published ~ 1 October 2015

Pages ~ 40

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Cryptozoologist and Professor Marcus Strong has chosen student Anna Heart to go with him on an expedition to the jungles of Borneo. All the other female students are green with envy and her boyfriend Derek isn’t happy about the time she’ll be spending alone with the handsome, vital man. While Anna is attracted to Marcus, she’s loyal to her boyfriend. Or is she?

Well, I consider Marcus an asshat and Anna is either fickle or weak. Not good either way. Told mostly from Anna’s POV, it also has a few passages told from the creature’s POV. Which is strange and kinda awkward. I like the idea that the creature thinks it’s protecting Anna and not just some mindless beast. But I’ll never understand how these stories can have a monster with such a gigundous cock and not cause internal damage. Seriously. The pussy is not the damn Chunnel for fuck’s sake! Anyway, it could use a bit of editing, but overall it’s not badly written and I’m curious to see what Anna will do next.

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Title ~ Debbie Does Monsterland

Series ~ F*ck All Monsters, #1

Author ~ Emma Steele

Publisher ~ Tiny Giraffe Press

Published ~ 11 March 2014

Pages ~ 19

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Ever since Debbie has become 50’ tall and confined to a medical facility where she has zero privacy, she can’t seem to scratch the constant sexual itch that has grown exponentially with her own expansion. Since there’s no man big enough and no toys large enough to fill her cavernous hole, she has to rely on her own hands. Until one day she sees a story about Monster Island where monsters with giganamous peens are confined. Debbie is determined to get there and she doesn’t care how she does it.

Ok, so I think Debbie is a big pussy. Literally. She’s 50’ tall and yet she allows herself to be confined to this medical facility where she gets absolutely no privacy to do anything. Not even take a shit. I wouldn’t put up with that! It isn’t until she gets a load (not literally yet) of the monsters that she makes a break for it. And boy is she ruthless. Why didn’t she do that before? *rolls eyes* Once she gets to Monster Island she finally gets some relief from her demanding sexual appetite. Not badly written and mildly entertaining. But it just ends right before Godzilla gives her a high hard one. It was like being treated to the cumming attractions then the lights come up before the main event and you’re left hanging.

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Title ~ Timber: A Phallic Tale

Author ~ Narcissa Rivers

Published ~ 6 January 2015

Pages ~ 32

My Rating ~ 2 bites

Emma Richards and her two scientist pals Estelle Lopez and Aubrey Watts travel to the Seething Jungle in the Amazon on Stanford’s dime. They hope to gather botanical specimens that no one has ever seen before. But the native Amazonians won’t go any closer than a half mile of the jungle, so the women have to go the rest of the way on their own. When they lose track of time and are stuck out after dark, the jungle seems so much more alive than they could have ever believed.

First, I must mention this story ends at 85%. But that’s actually a good thing since the writing is amateurish. A lot of the POV makes no sense and I spent entirely way too much time rolling my eyes at sentences. The jungle capturing the women and making them take their green cum is kinda sorta hot, but I have to say that vines are not tentacles. And vines that ooze slime are just gross. Slime? Really? You could have called it anything else but slime. Ewwww. And I mentioned the part about vines not being the same as tentacles, right? Anyway, this could be a good monster porn story if it was polished up, like Emma did with her tongue to that cock-shaped vine. Say it with me…cock-shaped vine. With a ball sack. Yep. And Emma realllllly likes it, so I don’t think that particular specimen will be making it back to Stanford.