Monday, October 6, 2014

Monster Porn Monday

Erotica ~ 18+
*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
(original title Moan for Bigfoot)
Author ~ Virginia Wade
Publisher ~ Virginia Wade
Published ~ 11 December 2011
Pages ~ 42


My Rating ~ 3 bites

Porsche and her friends go on a camping trip to Mt Hood National forest with one adult as chaperone. There have been rumors that Bigfoot is around, but they don’t believe the stories. Perhaps they should have.

Yes, we know this is going to be similar to Friday the 13th only instead of killing going on there’s going to be sex. Only not sex amongst the teenagers. We start off with Porsche getting tipsy and boinking the chaperone who happens to be the stepdad of the boy she’s been crushing on. Okaaaaay. I guess that was to warm her up for the big hairy Bigfoot who kidnaps her and her two friends, Shelly and Leslie. The Bigfoot’s name is Leonard. Go figure. He lives in the forest with his mom and she helps him kidnap young girls so he and his buddies can get them preggers to carry on the Bigfoot line. Leonard does all 3 girls without consent (rape, people), but Porsche is the one he’s really taken a shine to and he spends extra time with her. Lucky Porsche.

This isn’t a bad story. Decently written with creative sex scenes, I did roll my eyes in several places and couldn’t quite put out of my head how hairy Leonard is and how his cock bulged on the end like a tennis ball. Tennis.Ball. Sweet Baby Jane! The logistics of a tennis ball-like object being used to penetrate any orifice…no. Just, no. All-in-all though I would continue with this series even if just to read more about the tennis ball topped cock. Good, good.


*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Author ~ N.L. Allen
Publisher ~ N.L. Allen
Published ~ 2 March 2013
Pages ~ 14

My Rating ~ 2 bites

Beatrice is out for an early morning walk when she is pulled into some kind of portal taking her someplace she’s never been. She’s drugged, stripped, blindfolded and violated by large hairy monsters.

First off, nowhere in this story are the monsters referred to as Morlocks, so we’ll have to take the author’s word for that. They’re pretty smart for monsters though. A time portal (my guess) as well as drugs? Maybe they ran out of Eloi and used the technology of H.G. Wells to bring nubile women to their time to mercilessly boink. Secondly, I don’t exactly know what time frame this story is set in. It has a feel of historical, but I’m uncertain. In addition, it’s not very well-written. Lastly, I didn’t like Beatrice. She seemed a bit of a twat especially there at the end. All-in-all, forgettable. And I have an urge to watch The Time Machine (circa 1960) since it’s been about 30 yrs since I’ve seen it. Crap! That just made me feel old.


*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Author ~ Lola Bond (Mia Fox)
Publisher ~ Evatopia Press
Published ~ 2 February 2014
Pages ~ 28

My Rating ~ 4 bites and a nibble

Anna is an anthropologist working for a biotech firm interested in the capabilities of the sperm from the Yeti they have purchased from the people who captured him. Named Prince Schlong by the workers, Anna doesn’t like it, so she calls him Prince. She also doesn’t like how he’s being treated, but she has a job to do and little time to do it. Her former lover, but still boss is complicating her life, too. Then the unthinkable happens. Prince gets her alone in the cage and has his Yeti way with her.

My first Yeti read and it’s very well-written. There’s some back story and a plot instead of going straight to the monster fucking. There’s humor and great characters, too. The end is a cliffhanger though. How is Anna going to get herself and Prince out of this situation and away from the evil biotech firm and her boss? Inquiring minds would like to know, so I guess I need to read the next book in the series.


10 comments:

  1. Tennis ball cock - yea, NO. *shudder*

    The Yeti books sounds like a possibility. I might give that a try.

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    1. Yeah, the visual is quite disturbing. lol

      If you can pick it up for free give it a whirl. Personally, I don't like to pay even 99¢ for something that's less than at least 50 pages and that one is only about 28.

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  2. LOL I had a blast with Cum for Bigfoot. It was so fun to review too. I've been slowly getting my book club ladies to cave and read it. It's been pretty dang amusing watching their reactions :D

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    1. I enjoy these reads. What does that say about me though? Eh, like I care. LOL

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  3. I have so much fun reading these monster porn reviews that I might finally give them a try one day :)

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    1. I'm glad you're enjoying them and you should really pick up one for free. They are quite entertaining. Well, for me anyway. lol

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  4. Thanks for the reviews, AVR. Mostly because they give me a big 'Yikes!'. Monster porn is definitely not for me.

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    1. You're welcome! It's not for everyone, but I get a kick out of them. lol

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  5. OMG, do you hunt down these titles? :snort: My hubby and I had a good gigglesnort. That whole tennis ball thing..um YIKEs!

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    1. I have friends who post freebies and occasionally there's monster porn involved. I've actually been grabbing up these freebie nuggets for a year to two and I'm only now reading them because I thought up MPM. lol

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