Tuesday, October 6, 2020

Kissing the Corona Virus

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Book source ~ Kindle Unlimited
M.J. Edwards
22 April 2020
Erotica
16 Pages

My Rating ~ 4 bites and a nibble

She was supposed to cure the Coronavirus. Instead... she fell in love with it.

Dr Alexa Ashingtonford is a part of a crack team of scientists tasked with finding the cure to the devastating Coronavirus. Little did she know she would end up falling in love with it, in this steamy viral-erotica. 

Kissing the Coronavirus is a steamy tale about forbidden love and dark desires come to life.

When I saw this on Twitter I thought, “WTF?” I mean, I haven’t seen a good monster porn in quite awhile. I seem to have read them all. Then I read this one and many WTFs later I was done. I’ve read a LOT of monster porn, the majority of which are just plain bad. I mean, stink up the pages horrible. This is one of the most gloriously awful stories ever written. And it’s meant to be. I mean, I’m pretty sure it’s intentionally bad. It’s too much tongue-in-cheek (and other intimate areas) to be otherwise. Trust me on this. There are so many hilarious moments packed into this short romp that I’m not going to mention them. They are best if they pounce on you as you’re reading. Sort of like a wet willy when you aren’t expecting one. It is NOT to be taken seriously. I laughed, I snorted, I gigglesnorted (gorted? snoggled?), and I was entertained. With the way 2020 is going I needed that entertainment. And besides, why should Captain Kirk have all the hot green ass?

Speaking of green, someone pointed out on Twitter that on the cover, his hand on her back is not green and now I can’t unsee that graphic design error.

4 comments:

  1. Oh this is TOO good. Talk about a new take monster porn. Checking it out, I could use a laugh at Corona! Great review!

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    1. Ohhhh, I bet you'll giggle snort! Let me know what you think.

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