Monday, December 3, 2018

Monster Porn Monday

My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn. 
I read them so you don't have to.
Erotica ~ Mature 18+

*Book source ~ Kindle Lending Library 
8 July 2015 
Under 200 pages is my best guess. 

My Rating ~ 4 bites

This anthology has a total of 13 stories containing hot and forbidden monster sex. There are a few editing errors, but not enough to truly bitch about. The writing is decent and the sex scenes are definitely seat wriggling, nipple perking, and fan worthy. Bonus points for the variety. Who doesn’t love variety in their monster porn? Woot!


Tempting Bigfoot ~ Ava and James deliberately try to find a Bigfoot and when they do? It’s not just his feet that are big. Yowzers!

Deep Wood ~ Celia has been searching for Bigfoot ever since a chance voyeur encounter at camp when she was a teen. Years later she gets what she craves and then some when there’s not one, but two of them.

Boogeyman Bang! ~ Most people are afraid of the Boogeyman, but not Tara. She craves him and one night on a dark deserted road the kinky girl gets what she’s been dreaming about.

Taken by Krampus ~ It’s Christmas in Germany and normally good girl Klara has gotten naughty with a stranger. So, of course, Krampus must punish her. Note: I've reviewed this one before.

Minotaur Moan ~ Maia is in Greece taking pictures of some ruins when she falls into an underground tunnel that’s really the Minotaur’s Labyrinth. It’s been centuries since the Minotaur has had a sacrifice and Maia is more than willing to pay tribute with her body.

Sated by Satyrs ~ Eleni wants to lose her virginity to the handsome Greek hunk she picks up on her holiday, but something holds her back. When she stumbles upon two satyrs on a supposedly deserted island she realizes what she needed was some monster cock. Times two. More than one cherry was popped that day.

Tentacle Tease ~ Leila's been skinny dipping in this pond since she was a kid, but she's not a kid any longer and the tentacle monster in the deep wants something from her. Something that has to do with tentacles in multiple orifices and hot body fluids in exchange for awesome orgasms. Leila's willing to trade.

Tropical Tentacles ~ Molly's hot hunk has pussed out in the middle of sex when he felt something (tentacle) on his leg. Running off like a coward, he leaves Molly’s behind to take it for the team. And boy does she ever.

The Warg Wife ~ Lily rents a cabin waaaaaay out in bumfuck nowhere (I mean a 2 mile driveway?!). When a wolfman shows up and says they (his motley pack) need new bloodlines and would she be their baby machine in exchange for wild sex, she goes with the flow of cum.

Wild Man Moan ~ Sophie shouldn’t take lonely deserted back roads when she has a shitty car prone to breaking down. So she gets what she deserves when her car craps out and a huge, hairy wild man has his nasty way with her.

Yeti Bait ~ After her helicopter crashes Pippa gets lost in a blizzard (of course she does, stupid bitch) and a yeti saves her. But not out of the goodness of his heart. Oh, no. He wants payment and his currency is hot bodily fluids and monster sex.

Eyes in the Bush Part I & II ~ Meli is out in the Australian bush doing something scientific, but I have no idea what. However, it makes a great set up for monster sex with a yowie (Australian’s version of Bigfoot). Plus, he already has a hot woman named Olivia so suddenly it’s a ménage.

4 comments:

  1. I haven't read monster porn in a while! I need to change that and am starting with THIS! :) I seriously love your reviews of Monster Porn!

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    1. It so much fun to read! lol I'm sad because I'm fairly certain I've read all the freebies and available KU titles. :( I keep saying I should write my own. Maybe in 2019 I will.

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  2. Lo e this post. A genre I haven't really read but it looks like fun.

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  3. Haven't read anything like that before... I want to give it a go (but can't download it because my kindle account is shared...will have to find some other way)

    Thanks for writing this :) (And it gives me a good format when reviewing short story collections)

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