Monster Porn Monday

My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn.

I read them so you don't have to.

Erotica ~ Mature 18+

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Mastered by Minotaurs

Darklings, #1

Carrie Hines

12 June 2018

26 Pages

My rating ~ 1 bite and a nibble

Lily has no memory of a family. Some old crotchety fart took her in a while ago and makes her work for food and board. But when his son comes home from wherever, he no longer needs her, so he sells Lily to a pair of minotaurs for a tidy sum of coinage. What a dick.

Ok, so let me first get this off my chest. The old fart’s name is Dals. Or Dals’. I have no idea since this author uses both, wielding the apostrophe all willy nilly, according to mood, I guess. Which leads me straight to point 2: The writing sucks. Which leads me to point 3. The editing sucks more. Plot? Not really. Mood swinging wildly about like a wind chime in a hurricane? Check. Minotaur sex? Sort of. What I learned from this book? Minotaurs are not  the monsters their rep has given them and they are apparently really good at oral sex. The end is at 88%. And it's anticlimatic.

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Yeti in the Mist

Seeded, #1

Francesca Rose

5 February 2016

189 Pages

My rating ~ 4 bites and a nibble

I include this in monster porn because there’s a yeti involved, but in this world yetis are known and even live among humans. They have a unique culture of their own, but in this historical story they are still feared and even despised or considered little more than animals.

Catherine Denton’s husband Reginald was a colonel in the East India Company Army before he was wounded and paralyzed. His good friend Yolann served with him as Subedar of the 1^st Queen Victoria’s Own Yeti Rifles in India. When Reginald traveled home to England, Yolann went with him. And with Catherine since she married Reginald only a short time before he was injured. It took Catherine only a short time to get used to Yolann and appreciate how much he helped take care of her husband. And then one day, things changed.

Historical romance that includes a yeti and ménage and actually has a plot to it? Yep, you read that right. This is a unique story involving a unique situation. And it’s a pretty fantastic read, too. Don’t miss out on this one! 

PS: I'd also like to mention how much the guy on the cover looks like Ben Affleck. Or is that just me?

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Hunting the Renegade Omega

The Hunt, #1

M.D. Pentacles

13 June 2018

77 Pages

My rating ~ 4 bites

I can’t tell if this is about a woman or a wolf or if she switches back and forth indiscriminately. It’s confusing. Anyway, this Renegade Omega has to fuck. She can get by without the need of a male for most of the year, but once in a while the primal need for an Alpha’s cum overwhelms even her strong will and she has to fuck. But because she’s been cast out of civilization she has to use the others who are also cast out. And none are good enough for her. So she has to be canny. When an unusual pack of six males fall into her trap, the fuck game is on.

Well, this is one hell of a raunchy read. It’s a bit confusing as to the wolf/human part, but the sex is wild, dangerous, filthy, and nearly the entire story. The ending is left gaping wide open, revealing a sequel which I have not read, but it sounds interesting. I may pick it up at some point.