Wicked Wednesday

Wicked Wednesday is pretty much self-explanatory.

It's the day for those book reviews of select nommy tales that are so super steamy and erotic, they must come with a warning label. So hang your cloak of virtue on the rack and join me in the debauchery.

Erotica ~ Mature 18+

Book source ~ Purchased

Kah Key Seal

Kah Key Club Series, #1

Dick Peddler

10 May 2018

Humor | Erotica | Satire

21 Pages

My Rating ~ 4 bites

Alph A. Maille retired from the SEALs and took up a security position at Kah Key, an adults only resort on an island in the Florida Keys. He’s loving the job, the location, and the no strings sex. And then, Stella Virgin drops into his lap. (this scene does not include a lap dance) Before he knows it, his alpha singledom is no more as he falls instalove over bare ass cheeks for her and she for him.

All the books in this series are tongue-in-cheek funny, but this one goes the extra mile to call out certain tropes and more in the romance genre, breaking the 4^th wall in an unexpected way. It’s more tickling the ribs than poking fun and I enjoyed it very much.

*Book source ~ Purchased ebook.
Note: This book is no longer available on Amazon :(

Kah Key Tycoon

Kah Key Club Series, #2

Olive Cawk

14 May 2018

Humor | Erotica | Satire

My Rating ~ 4 bites

Brand Snatcher is on Kah Key to snap up the resort out from under owner Jett C. Ocky. What he doesn’t realize is Jett has dumped the island on his 5^th ex-wife, Brie Forskein in lieu of his alimony payment. However, Brie doesn’t know that the resort is broke. It needs a cash infusion and quick if she’s going to start making a profit. Luckily, she already has a marketing idea, one that Brand has also thought up. All they have to do is overcome some obstacles and sail off into the sunset. Just kidding. They’re staying on the island to reap the bennies.

Omg, these books and their character names are killing me. In a good way though. Definitely a fun quick read that’s also got some hotness to it.

*Book source ~ Purchased ebook.

Kah Key Billionaire

Kah Key Club Series, #3

Pinky Haversnatch

14 May 2018

Humor | Erotica | Satire

My Rating ~ 4 bites

Ivanna Bonier catches her long term boyfriend boning someone else, so she does something extreme. She answers an ad for a librarian on an adults only island in the Florida Keys. What? Did you think she was going to field dress his pole? She’s mad, not stupid. After six months of minding the books, she’s about to give up on getting lucky when in walks cocky billionaire Jake Koker. Hoo doogy! He makes her lady parts sit up and beg which is at first embarrassing. Later though, she’s all too happy to beg when he demands it. This is a tasty treat of a short read. Fun, funny, hot, and definitely tongue-in-cheek, it’s delicious entertainment you don’t want to miss.

*Book source ~ ARC. 

My review is voluntary and honest.

Kah Key Jock

Kah Key Club Series, #4

E.H. Poussay

22 May 2018

Humor | Erotica | Satire
38 Pages

My Rating ~ 4 bites

Kah Key is an island resort catering to adults and their naughty fun. When IP attorney Connie Lingus is rear-ended (in her car) by pro football player Cockee McCock the last thing she expected was to be treated to some time on an island she never heard of let alone dreamed of visiting. Connie is no shy virgin, but by the time she’s ready to head back to real life even she is impressed by all that Kah Key and even McCock have to offer.

This fast read may be short, but it doesn’t lack in the humor department. Be prepared to giggle, titter, snort, and outright laugh at this tongue-in-cheek naughty love story. One may think that the cocky jock is in charge here, but it’s the smart cookie Connie who rules the show. She schools him but good. Don’t miss out on this one. Seriously.