*Book source ~ Purchased
28 July 2011
Horror | Paranormal | Bizarro
100 Pages
My Rating ~ 3 bites
There’s something weird
about Steve’s girlfriend Stacy. Her vagina makes noises. Noises that go way
beyond the normal bodily kinds of noises you might expect. Stacy claims her
vagina is haunted. Steve is beginning to believe her. It’s when a skeleton
climbs out between her legs one night and she persuades Steve to crawl in, that
he’s starting to think her vagina is a gateway to another world. And that’s
when things get really weird.
Ok, wtf did I just read?
I’ve not read much bizarro fiction, but holy shit, this has got to be one of
the trippiest stories I’ve ever come across. Not only has Stacy had to put up
with bizarre noises coming from her nether regions, but how high do you have to
be to ask your fully grown boyfriend to climb in where a skeleton thing has
just come out? Seriously! And he does it! Not only does he squeeze all of
himself inside her, but he ends up in some weird world. He gets back out again,
but Stacy wants him to try again. Wrong thing to do because…well, because
reasons I won’t reveal. Anyway, wtf. I was hoping this would be a monster
porn-type story but it’s just bizarro fiction, so give it a whirl if you like
that kind of thing. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.
Well this is certainly something different. LOL
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