Monster Porn Monday

My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn.

I read them so you don't have to.

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She Came Upon a Yeti: Overcome

Clementine LeBas

26 February 2017 

20 Pages

My Rating ~ 4 bites

Angela’s yeti sexscapade continues.

Told from dualing POVs is a bit weird, but actually nice to get the monster’s side for once. Angela is still coming to terms with her submissive side and her enjoyment of the yeti gangbang helps her with this acceptance. It starts at 14%, but otherwise the story has no serious issues. And I mentioned the yeti gang bang, right?

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Sacrificed to the Goatman

Eva LeFoy

8 November 2016

16 Pages

My Rating ~ 4 bites

It’s Natalia’s turn to be the sacrifice to the Goatman and she’s none too happy about it.

Natalia is pretty spunky and the story is decently written. It could use a final polish, but otherwise fairly error-free.  I have to admit, I like the Goatman. I think I like when the monsters are misunderstood. Or, at the very least, underneath the monstrous exterior and bad tempered murdering there is a guy who just wants some relief from his blue balls. It’s not like many people are going to swipe right on a Goatman. This book contains a lap dance. HA! I wondered when I’d finally get to reference Cinema Sins. Yes! Score! And that’s what he said.

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Bagged by the Groceries

Fanny Tucker

29 May 2016

45 Pages

My Rating ~ 2 bites and a nibble

Ashley Dubois is a rich, but bored and neglected housewife. When she pisses off an old lady, something very strange happens to her.

What. In the fuck. Did I just read? I never ever thought I would need to include groceries as a monster, but folks, here it is. With a little voodoo magic, Ashley’s groceries become a man. This story does not contain a zucchini, but it does prominently feature a rather large cucumber. So, Zaka, the demigod of fertility and harvest, puts it to good use on Ashley. I think I may now have read it all.

Notes: The first 12% is an excerpt for…this story. Seriously?! Then the story ends at 69%. Again, seriously?! No. Stop it. In addition, Zaka’s balls are first nectarines and then plums. Poor guy was downgraded on the balls, but not upgraded on the cock. The cucumber remains a cucumber. And that wasn’t the only problem. Just remember: Editing is your friend.