Monday, June 6, 2016

Monster Porn Monday

My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn. 
I read them so you don't have to.
Erotica ~ Mature 18+

 *Book source ~ Free on Amazon 
Author ~ Mina Shay
Published ~ 22 December 2013
Pages ~ 16

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Janey’s furry monster under her bed terrified her when she was little, comforted her as she grew older, exacted revenge on her enemies when she was in her teens and then when his protection became violent Janey calmed him with handjobs. Until the day a handjob just wasn’t enough to soothe the savage beast.

Who knew furry under-the-bed monsters had massive cocks? Janey didn’t until she accidentally discovered her monster’s when she was trying to stop him from leaving her room to pound on someone who hurt her. Not badly written, but Janey’s age isn’t right according to the exposition. Shit like that irritates me. And other than the cheat of ending at 70% this is a hot little bit of steamy monster porn that will get your motor revving.



 *Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Author ~ Hannah Wilde
Published ~ 6 May 2014
Pages ~ 19


My Rating ~ 3 bites

Sleep study plus experimental drugs equals kinky monster sex! Where do I sign up? Strictly as an observer, of course. *cough*

This monster porn story features a childhood monster, the boogeyman. You know, the one that hides under your bed or, more comfortably (for him), in your closet. Except instead of one boogeyman there are several. And they want to gang bang you. Repeatedly. It’s deliciously creepy and also kinda hot. I could have done without the bucket loads of cum there at the end, but that seems to be a monster porn staple. Fairly well-written, but could use another pass in the editing dept. But…you knew there’d be a big butt, right? I mean, a big but. This story is extremely short. It ends at 29% and then there’s a bonus story titled Violated by Monsters: The Beast Mirror which I did not read, but may someday.



 *Book source ~ Free on Amazon  
Author ~ L.E. Joyce 
Published ~ 6 October 2014
Pages ~ 20


My Rating ~ 3 bites

Stephanie has no idea when she buys a beautiful porcelain doll at a sidewalk sale that she’s going to have her eyes opened wide about what a dirty girl she really is.

This is all female monster porn, but the monster part is a cheat since the haunted doll turns into a human. Disappointing. Another disappointment is that it starts at 20% and ends at 87%. And finally, it needs more editing, for grammar and content. But if you can overlook all of that then this is a hot steaming pile of female on female on female with double penetration by strap ons. I wonder if the doll comes to life every night or if it only happened because it was Halloween. Hmmm…

4 comments:

  1. I downloaded the first one, just to see what monster porn is about. Oh my god, my eyes!

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    1. LOL It's not for everyone. I hope you've since recovered. :)

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  2. LOL, well it seems like these all were not horrible, though I wouldn't be reading them. I always like to see what books you find. :)

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    1. I love looking for books for this meme. Some I've had for awhile and some I stumble upon. I try to come up with a "theme" each month just to keep it even more interesting. :D

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