Monster Porn Monday

Erotica ~ Mature 18+

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Title ~ Bigfoot's Desire

Series ~ Bigfoot's Desire, #1

Author ~ Felicia Aya

Publisher ~ Felicia Aya

Published ~ 2 June 2014

Pages ~ 34

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Steph and Jill went up the hill

To camp at a site with a view

Steph fell down

And broke her crown

And woke in time to be Bigfoot’s bitch.

Ok, so it doesn’t really rhyme, but I couldn’t resist. Other than some editing glitches this isn’t a bad little monster porn tale. Not overly explicit and actually a bit believable. Well, if you believe in things like Bigfoot. Who knows? Stephanie knows, that’s who. And now that she’s back in civilization, she’s gonna go visit her man, um Bigfoot, at every opportunity. Because no dude in the city can compare to the hairy grunter with the huge schlong. Unfortunately, I don't see this title available on Amazon anymore. Bummer. :(

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Title ~ Riding the Thunder Dragon

Author ~ Natalie Dragonnip

Publisher ~ Natalie Dragonnip

Published ~ 29 December 2014

Pages ~ 23

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Sylvia Eon and her brother are supposed to keep the family tradition alive by taking care of the temple for Raiju, the Great Spirit of Thunder. But it’s modern times and not many people believe anymore. Plus, Sylvia and her brother are busy working and shit. Who has time for that moldy old mythology anyway?

When Sylvia is stood up on New Year’s Eve she spends her time in Raiju’s temple moping and whining. Then Raiju shows her a right good time and Sylvia’s life is changed forever. After some ride ‘em cowboy, Raiju claims her as his mate. This means that they fuck like bunnies. All the time. But she won’t get preggers until Spring when he’s at his most fertile. So I guess they practice until then. A lot. And can I stop a moment to mention that Raiju is a dragon-like creature? With scales. And is twice the size of a man with his mannish parts also twice the size. Also with scales. Yeah, not so believable there, but Sylvia sure seems to enjoy it. *shudders* I’ll pass. While all the freaky deaky sex was a bit much, I did enjoy the mythology of the story.

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Title ~ Tomb Beasts Need Love Too

Author ~ Michelle Browne

Publisher ~ Michelle Browne

Published ~ 4 September 2014

Pages ~ 19

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Makeda and Lixbeth are on their honeymoon on some distant planet that is never directly named. Uthranzi is mentioned, but is that the planet, the people, some culture or something else entirely? I have no idea. In any case, there’s a temple that has an ultra cool vibrator and some kind of tentacle beast that administers awesome mind-blowing orgasms. What the fuck did I just read?

Some of this is pretty hot and some of it is just confusing. I had a hard time picturing some of the tentacle gymnastics. Insert Tab A into Flap B was never my strong point and the last sex scene in the book had me completely befuddled. But hey, the characters seemed to enjoy themselves. If you like f/f sci-fi with tentacles inserted in various orifices then this is the one for you.