Monday, February 2, 2015

Monster Porn Monday

Erotica ~ Mature 18+
*These were free when I grabbed them and may no longer be so.


*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Author ~ AM Ball
Publisher ~ TzR Publishing
Published ~ 29 December 2013
Pages ~ 11

My Rating ~ 1 bite and a nibble

Belinda waltzes into Nectar and falls in love with the town. Everyone and everything is just so sweet. She could just eat it all up. But where is all that buzzing coming from?

Belinda has driven all night to get to this town called Nectar. She can’t wait to see it all. But first she must stop on the fringes, get naked and use her vibrator to get off. Okaaaay. No word on why she hasn’t been getting any, but something about this town makes her so horny. So, after multiple O’s with her buzzy friend she heads into this completely honey-colored town. She has a nommy breakfast in the diner and then the men start offering her treats, paying homage to her and it never dawns on her that she’s the only female around or that there is something totally and completely fucked-up weird about this place. Hasn’t she ever watched Supernatural?! Something ain’t right! What happens in that diner…sweet mercy! Was that *every* man in town? Quite the gang bang and it’s a good thing she loves sweet stuff because they deliver vats and vats worth of sweet cum. The writing needs more editing and the story isn’t really fully fleshed out. Well, it *was* but not in a literary sense. I wasn’t impressed with this one, but at least I can now add werebees to my list of weird shit I’ve read.


*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Title ~ Werepuffer
Author ~ Mina Shay
Publisher ~ Mina Shay
Published ~ 12 July 2014
Pages ~ 24

My Rating ~ 2 bites

Dana is a don’t ask, don’t tell Marine Biologist at a top-secret research facility. Monitoring experiments on a new strain of killer piranha she’s working alone one night when her secure lab is breached by Paul, the hot guy from the Puffer Fish Division. A series of events happens and the next thing she knows she’s having sex with Paul in the decontamination pool. But is Paul human? And does she really care?

It’s the top-secret-government-operation-is-turning-humans-into-monsters-for-surely-nefarious-reasons-only-the-need-to-know-know-about scenario with mediocre writing. And Paul is the poor guy who gets to be a were-puffer. *snickers* Well, I guess having a cock that can inflate and deflate might have some advantages and it’s a good thing ol’ Paul can control those wicked spines. But he seems a bit of an asshat and Dana just falls onto his cock like she’s starving. Well, she’s also part of this top secret facility (Piranha Division) so maybe she is starving…hmmmm. Paul might want to think before banging her again. On second thought, I kinda want to see that match. In this corner, at 6’ tall we have PufferMan… I wonder if they’ll serve shrimp cocktail.


*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Author ~ Mina Shay
Publisher ~ Mina Shay
Published ~ 1 October 2014
Pages ~ 17

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Amanda is the coat check girl at the Opera House. When Dean Hollings leaves early and goes to claim his cloak he finds Amanda stroking the unusual fur. Mild-mannered timid Dean turns into something else after he dons his cape o’fur and Amanda is about to learn what that something is. Rawr

With decent writing and wild animal sex this story isn’t too bad. It’s very short, really just a vignette, but it makes me want to know more about this Dean Hollings and what he will do about Amanda when he realizes he went all beastly on her in the coat room and did it doggy style, almost literally as it turns out. And what will Amanda do about Dean? Will she treat him like a mangy cur and kick him to the curb or will she embrace his alter ego, keep his secret and enjoy the side effects of the seemingly magical cloak, such as a cock that knots at the base preventing it from being removed until he orgasms? Hmmmm…all good questions, but no answers.

10 comments:

  1. Were-bees, ooooookay. PAss

    Were-puffer, not new so I can deal with that.

    Werewolves, I luv me some werewolves. That one actually sound decent.

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    1. Werepuffer wasn't new to you?! You been holding out on me! LOL I can add werebees and werepuffer to my list of weird shit. :D The werewolf one wasn't bad. Very short though.

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  2. I would never read these but I love coming by and seeing what the names are and the monsters..lol. Bees and Puffer fish..that cracks me up!

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    1. I saw the titles and I was like, really?! LOL You're not missing anything by not reading them :D

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  3. A were-puffer !! LMAO !!!!! And bees ! Those authors do have imagination ;)

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    1. Ikr! I need to come up with some bizarre weres and make my own anthology. LOL

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  4. OH MY, I laughed at the Supernatural reference...Those boys have taught us well. Not sure about any of these and the were-puffer thing..bwahaha.

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    1. They have! I judge everything by my Supernatural stick. LOL Werebees and a werepuffer...I'm not sure I have anything in my TBR that tops those for next month's post. :D

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  5. Were bees? Serious ick factor there and with the puffer fish. A were-wolf in the coat room? Must be London. (Maybe NYC)

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    1. No actual bees were seen, but still. lol I can't remember were the werewolf was. NYC maybe. :)

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