Monster Porn Monday

Mature ~ 18+

     Please Note:  These were free when I picked them up, but may no longer be so. 

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Title ~ Princess Miri

Series ~ Miri's Monster, #1

Author ~ Cerys Du Lys

Publisher ~ Cerys Du Lys

Published ~ 11 July 2012

Pages ~ 32

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Princess Miri is more like a wicked witch. Known throughout the kingdom for being self-centered, vain and spoiled rotten, she’s not really all that surprised when a frenemy gives her a wonderful birthday present. After all, she is a Princess and deserves such gifts. She has no idea that this gift will have a BIG surprise for her.

This is a simply written story without much depth, but it is entertaining. Miri gets a huge troll for her birthday and when she gets bored with regular bossing around she comes up with a new way to torture him by making him attend her while she bathes. Because Thump gets aroused and Miri gets her kicks by being a dick tease. However, she of the short attention span, pushes him to a point where she ends up being, well, let’s just say she gets trolled. In a huge way. Get it? H-u-g-e. hehe But there’s a little twist at the end and I would love to continue with this series and see what the consequences are. This will never be a classic, but it is amusing and a bit hot.

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Title ~ Punished by the Centaur

Author ~ Simone Beatrix

Publisher ~ Simone Beatrix

Published ~ 11 December 2012

Pages ~ 11

My Rating ~ 2 bites

Princess Bree believes in centaurs though no one else in the kingdom does. When she spots a handsome one stealing apples from the orchard she is compelled to follow him, just to prove, if only to herself, that they are real. When she’s caught though she finds out about the hatred between the two races and now she’s in quite the pickle. Can she talk her way out or will the centaurs kill her? Or maybe, there’s a door #3…

This is just ok. The writing doesn’t really excite and the plot is dumb. Why do women insist on going out into the woods, at night, alone, without telling anyone? Then when she finds the centaur she is looking for she ends up a prisoner with talk of killing her so she can’t tell anyone that centaurs still actually exist. However, the angry brooding leader decides to screw her senseless in an attempt to get her pregnant. Because that’s always the best option to end a bloody feud. Duh. I had to scratch my head at that decision. Keep a princess of your enemy captive, screw her mercilessly, get her pregnant then send her back to her people with the hope she’ll be able to convince them to end the war. Which they already thought they had won. Yeah, that’s going to work. (sarcasm font engaged) I don’t know if this is an actual series, but if it is, I have no desire to continue.

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Title ~ Seeded by the Alien God

Author ~ Audrey Grace

Publisher ~ Fervid Dreams

Published ~ 22 October 2014

Pages ~ 62

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Journalist Katrina Johnson is always on the lookout for “the” big story. And she thinks she may have finally found it. Way out in Borneo it’s rumored that there’s an alien spacecraft of some kind hovering invisible. If Kat can just make contact and get it all on video, well, fame and fortune would be hers.

The writing itself in this story isn’t bad, but the plot is shaky. How had no one else been sent to investigate this invisible thing? And why didn’t the people living there think to approach it? Or maybe they did and they weren’t worthy of the portal opening? Who knows? So Kat is sucked into this portal and transported someplace alien. She’s approached by a naked handsome guy and then screwed in front of a stadium of naked people. The sex scenes are kinda boring and the whole ‘seeded’ concept is both cool and totally weird. Plus, the guy looks human. Where’s the monster-y alien stuff? This story is just ok for me. Though the whole pool of water thing would be totally awesome to have here on Earth. *nods*