*Book source
~ Picked up for free on Amazon.
Publisher ~ Smashwords
Published ~ 27 May 2011
Genre ~ Parody
Pages ~ 116
My Rating ~ 4 bites
Rock
Fangsworthy is a vampire, a zillionaire and a cowboy who owns The Double Fang
ranch in Bloodsuck Texas.
He’s also a daddy to twins though that’s something he doesn’t know. Yet.
Buffy
Van Pelt is Rock’s neighbor and has inherited The Best Little Winery in
Bloodsuck. She’s also a werewolf and broke. If she can’t pull the winery up by
it’s grape vines she and her twins will starve or be forced to sell to Rock.
Neither option is pleasant.
Rock
and Buffy once shared some hot times together. Will they be able to put the
past behind them and come together as a family? Or will an inept vampire slayer
nip any happiness they may create in the bud before it gets a chance to bloom?
The
title alone drew me in and I picked it up for free awhile ago. Then I needed
the ‘Z’ for an alphabet challenge, so I figured it was high time I cracked this
bad boy open. Oh.My.Lawd. Bless the authors’ hearts for creating an
entertaining read. Nine authors took turns writing a parody about the book community's current
infatuation with cowboys, vampires, werewolves and billionaires. Though they
made Rock a zillionaire which is even funnier. The writing is hilarious because
it’s so exaggerated. They put everything a writer shouldn’t do in this and made
it highly amusing. I had many moments of snorts, giggles, snickers and outright
guffaws. If you need a pickmeup I suggest picking this one up.
