Monster Porn Monday

My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn.
I read them so you don't have to.

Erotica ~ Mature 18+

*Book source ~ ARC

My review is voluntary and honest.

Princess Miri's Memoirs

Ceyrs Du Lys

1 November 2013

35 Pages 

My Rating ~ 3 bites and a nibble

Princess Miri is back with her memoirs. Sort of.

The writing isn’t the greatest, but I have a soft spot for Miri, Allysin, and Thump the troll. And the sex is pretty hot, so that’s a huge plus. Kind of like Thump’s cock - huge. And who doesn’t like a bit of troll cock once in awhile? Amirite?

Note: Ends at 68%

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Prisoner of Pan's Desire

Nancey Cummings

25 August 2014

32 Pages 

My Rating ~ 4 bites

Dora wants to be a sexual explorer, but her superhero boyfriend Roy, AKA Beacon, is never around to help a gal out. When she’s left alone and horny for yet another birthday a minor supervillain named Pan shows up to carry her off to his villainous lair and have his wicked way with her.

While this story could use a lot more editing it’s a unique tale of comic book-like heroes and villains. Roy is like Iron Man or ATOM with his genius and super suit but no actual powers while Pan had some kind of accident to turn him into the Greek god of nature, fertility, and sex. With the legs and horns of a goat, he’s on the light side of monsterish, but still…goat legs. Also, I kinda expected him to bleat when he came. Thankfully he did not. Overall, a hot and yet sweet tale.

Note: Ends at 82%

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Hooked by the Merman

Tallia Ravejoy

23 November 2014

55 Pages 

My Rating ~ 4 bites

Adeline goes on a cruise and while she’s being sexually satisfied on the deck, a storm rages and the waves pull her into the sea. She wakes up to find she’s been kidnapped by a merman. Wild sexual fantasy or worst nightmare, which will it be?

Fairly well-written, kinda hot, and romantic, this comes across closer to a paranormal or fantasy romance than monster porn. The merman is definitely different, but not exactly monsterish. Still, a pretty great read.

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

I've Fallen and There's a Tentacle in My Butt

Edward Naughty

1 November 2013

14 Pages 

My Rating ~ 1 bite and a nibble

A tentacle monster, secret sexual experiments, and dumbass characters.

Where do I even start with this one? That title? The cover? Or the terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad writing? Trust me when I say it’s awful. Ugh. Though I should have been clued in by the blurb. When there are 8 sentences and 6 of them contain the word tentacle, I should have realized it wasn’t going to be a masterpiece of literary genius.

"Warm cum saturated her pallet..." Da fuque is this shit? See? Groan worthy and not in a good way.

The editing is horrible. The ping ponging POV is awful. The characters are TSTL. I wish they had been all devoured and the tentacle monster burped happily ever after. Even the sex scenes are blah, but at least it’s tentacle sex so there is that. But that’s about it. Nothing to see here. Move along before you fall like a stupid blonde in a horror movie and end up with a tentacle up your butt.