Monday, January 1, 2018

Monster Porn Monday

My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn.
I read them so you don't have to.
Erotica ~ Mature 18+


*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
19 June 2013
22 Pages

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Amanda Stenser, the woman who always wanted a lot of kids, gets the bad news that she’s barren. A complete mess, she decides she needs to get away from it all, so she rents a cabin for three days in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. And that’s where the fun (?) begins.

In the beginning, this had all the earmarks of one major horror story and I thought I done fucked up with picking a monster porn read. And then…the tentacles showed up. Saved! These are tentacles of inky darkness, not your typical octopussy-type of ones. I’m not exactly sure wtf this thing was, but at first it was very horror movie before it started acting all humanish. Ugh. Just stick with the slam bang already. Anyway, it could use some additional editing due to weird POV issues, but otherwise this is a decent read. Plus, tentacles!


 *Book source ~ Free on Amazon
4 November 2017
32 Pages

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Paranormals and humans live together in this strange magic-filled world and more than a few of them like to walk on the wild side of taboo sex.

Ooooh, a snake woman (Audrey) and a regular studly young human male (Brandon) get it on, knowing that sex between a serpentine and a human is extremely frowned upon.  They don’t care because they’re hot for each other and they’re going to do the horizontal polka, consequences be damned. Once they have hot orgasm-filled sex they decide they’re going to make this a regular thing. No going back to regular boring sex for them. Crazy kids. *high fives*

I always wondered how mermaids get it on, so I was wondering about a snakewoman. She has a vagina, people! I’m sorry, but I’m now picturing her slithering along and getting all kinds of shit (probably even literally) from the forest all up in her slit. Maybe it doesn’t actually drag the ground? And now I’m wondering what male serpentines are like. Where is their cock? Inquiring minds want to know.


*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Paranormal Demon Lust, #1
1 June 2015
38 Pages

My Rating ~ 3 bites 

A slave with no family and no name is chosen from the mine pits to serve the Master.

I have no idea why this demon is continually summoned or what kind of deal he has with the men in charge, but he’s huge, scary, and his massive cock is filled with a lust for the women of this world. This no-name slave loves sex so she’s more than happy to trade the filthy mine pits for being a sexual slave to this demon. There’s definite BDSM in this (Hello? Demon) and while it’s a bit more than I care to read about, it’s still a good story. 

4 comments:

  1. Tentacles for the win! OMG I'm lmao thinking about this serpentine woman getting shit all in her slit. But seriously, that is a problem. And why had I never questioned how mermaids have sex? Must figure that one out...

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I've always wondered about mermaids. Tricksy they are. lol And the serpentine lady? That image just...ewwww. :D

      Delete
  2. I noticed that all of these are short. Is that pretty normal for monster porn? I've never tried them. I did grab that demon book.

    Melanie @ Hot Listens & Rabid Reads & Books of My Heart

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yeah, the length is pretty normal. Anything longer than around 50 pages is probably a compilation. I hope you enjoy the demon book. I always get mine if they're free or when I have a KU free trial.

      Delete