Monday, September 4, 2017

Monster Porn Monday

My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn.
I read them so you don't have to.

Book source ~ Kindle Unlimited
Sasha Black
14 August 2013
17 Pages

My Rating ~ 4 bites and a nibble

Ever since she was little Natsumi has been able to see things other can’t, something that scared her as a kid. As an adult, it finally comes in handy.

Well, this is a nicely written piece of yummy monster porn. My only complaint is that it ends at 54%. Yeah, so it gives a free book. I don’t care. I didn’t read it. I loathe it when authors short-change a book so they can cram a freebie in. It’s a pet peeve of mine, so get over it. Otherwise, the story itself is delicious! Well-written, creative and believable. Yum!


Book source ~ Kindle Unlimited
Adrian Blue
28 September 2016
15 Pages

My Rating ~ 4 bites

Lara gets trapped in an abandoned underground temple belonging to a six-armed god. This should be good…

If dub-con/non-con is your kink then this is a story for you. The six-armed god is brutal, showing no mercy. Decently written, but the dub/non-con’s not really my kink, so it’s not as panty melting as it could be. For me anyway. Then she gets preggers and he’s still brutal. Damn gods. So inconsiderate of their breeder. Handy having six hands though. Also, it ends at 77% and how convenient that Lara is on sabbatical and no one will miss her. *cue eye rolling*


*Book source ~ Kindle Unlimited
Harley Jane Meadows
18 November 2016
26 Pages

My Rating ~ 5 bites

Dr. Carolina Ford and her partner Dr. Phillip J. Scott are successful at their jobs. So when they go hunt for Bigfoot, they weren’t really expecting to fail. And they didn’t.

Omg, this is a rare gem in a sea of rhinestones. What a fun story! Well-written with great main characters and saucy humor, this is one that should get a Monster Porn Award. There’s kinky human sex and then there’s yummy monster sex. Plus, Carolina is someone I’d love to hang out with. The story is pretty much self-contained and yet the door is left cracked open for more adventures with Carlie and Phillip and hopefully, Mary. I’ll definitely be looking up more books by this writing duo.

2 comments:

  1. We really need to figure out how to give out awards for Monster Porn. I nominate the stuffed animal one.

    You gave me three books to look up! :P These really are my favorite Mondays! :)

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    1. We should totally create the Monster Porn Awards! I'll have to think about categories. Hmmm...dammit! I'm supposed to be doing other things! *grabs pen and paper*

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