Monday, August 7, 2017

Monster Porn Monday

My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn.
I read them so you don't have to.


*Book source ~ Kindle Unlimited
Claire Scott
28 February 2017
110 Pages

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Rachel gets it on with her Sexual Deviance professor. Of course she does.

Not too badly written, a little humor, a not so little tentacle-cock (which the author likes to call “thick twisty root cock”, um, okaaaay), some hotness, and, of course, tentacles. Mmmm…tentacles. However, the story ends at 21%, but there’s bonus stories after which I did not read.



Book source ~ Kindle Unlimited
Adrian Blue
29 September 2016
14 Pages

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Jessi doesn’t believe in rumors about monsters, so even though she’s been told not to cut through the cemetery she does it anyway. Because reasons.

Well, the massively-hung hellhounds come for her and it’s nothing like what happened to Dean or Bella in Supernatural. Or maybe it was and that’s something we didn’t see. O.O Anyway, Jessi breaks the lock on the cemetery gate just so she can save some time getting home and now she’s going to pay for a very long time for that idiocy. The hellhounds remind me of the Billy Goats Gruff. There’s three of them and they’re smallish, mediumish and large. This is definitely treading the fine line between dub-con and non-con. And it’s brutal. If you don’t like your monster porn dark then don’t read this. And proving what a nasty hellhound he is, the largest one goes from ass to pussy without pausing. Ewwww! *shudders* and not in a good way.

Note: Ends at 73%.


Book source ~ Kindle Unlimited
Werewolf Breeding Farm
Robyn North
11 October 2016
18 Pages

My Rating ~ 1 bite
spits out, scrapes tongue, brushes teeth
eats chocolate, drinks wine

A guy/werewolf goes around fucking and abducting or outright killing women willy nilly and there’s no manhunt for him?

This is horrible. Truly one of the worst written stories I’ve read in a long, long time. It’s not the outright rape of women. Or the abductions. Or the barn where he keeps them chained for his fucking. All of that could be dark and creepy and seriously twisted in a good way, but the writing…omfg. No. Terrible. Dreadful. Godawful. Are there more synonyms I can use? Skip this. Seriously.



2 comments:

  1. Yikes, well I'll definitely be skipping Werewolf Breeding Farm - even if the writing had been good it sounds a bit dark for me. I may have to pick up Teacher one though because tentacles are fun lol

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    1. I should change my rating to -10 bites. Because it truly is that awful.

      Yes to tentacles! Woot! lol

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