My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn.
I read them so you don't have to.
Erotica ~ Mature 18+
*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Series ~ Katie Experiences, #1
Author ~ Winifred LaCroix
Published ~ 19 April 2014
Pages ~ 13
My Rating ~ 4 bites and a nibble
Katie is excited when she learns she’s been
chosen for a video game immersion. Once in the game she quickly realizes a few
things. 1. She needs to find out the object of the game 2. She needs to find
other players 3. She needs to build experience fast because she’s dressed only
in her underwear and has only 1 skill (fire) and 4. She’s experiencing
everything which makes her wonder if she dies in the game will she die in real
life? Well, shit. Leveling up has just become priority #1.
I’m not all that great at them, but I love video
games. How cool would it be to actually go inside a game and play from there?
Well, except for getting hurt or dying. That wouldn’t be very cool. Katie
learns that she needs to find 5 artifacts and in order to gain experience she
can either make alliances with monsters or kill them. As a level 1 mage
encountering her 1st monster, she has no other choice but to make an
alliance. The slime monster demands sexual satisfaction in exchange for an
alliance and while Katie is icked out, she soon finds herself in orgasmic
heaven. Ewwww! Slime is so gross! But what’s a girl to do? Decently written and
creative (yeah, I’m partial to video games even if I’m not to slime) I’m looking
forward to finding out how Katie’s quest proceeds.
*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Title ~ Jackie's Erotic Beanstalk
Series ~ Fairy Tale Erotica, #1
Author ~ Julianne Reyer
Published ~ 21 April 2012
Pages ~ 28
My Rating ~ 4 bites
Jackie is a nymph and she’s been sent to find a
root to cure her mother who is sick from all the rain. Instead, she’s tricked
into trading the root for some magic beans. Luckily for Jackie the magic beans
really are magic and she uses the beanstalk they grow to climb straight up to
see the Storm Giant who is causing all the rain. The Storm Giant is willing to
negotiate, but will Jackie survive the terms?
Well, she survived being violated by the
beanstalk on her way up and the Storm Giant says that nymphs have that effect
on beings. Um, that kinda sucks, putting off a vibe or whatever that makes
every living thing want to shag you senseless. Sounds exhausting. Anyway, Jackie
and Ulf, as he’s called, have an interesting experience with a twist that makes
it possible for a giant and a nymph to do the cloud mambo. There are a few
errors, but nothing horrendous. This is a quick enjoyable bit of monster porn
even if the woman is a nymph and not a human.
*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Title ~ Virgin Encounter
Series ~ Magic Juice series, #1
Author ~ Jessie Jasen
Published ~ 19 March 2016
Pages ~ 49
My Rating ~ 4 bites
Concordia Shagger finds out from friends that
her fiancé Tom is a lying cheating asshole who is, she’s pretty sure, only out
for her family money. She’d planned on giving her virginity to him on their
wedding night, but now she just wants to find some stud to get rid of it.
Taking her space ship, Lioness, out for a spin to clear her head, she somehow
flies off course when she falls into an exhausted sleep. Ending up in the
forbidden Krypt territory, Concordia hopes she can negotiate her safe return to
her home planet. Oh, and not be violated by the ape-like creatures who have a
taste for human women.
Concordia Shagger, what the hell kind of name is
that? I rolled my eyes each time I had to read it. *snorts* Anyway, the Krypts
are a furry species and Chlamydia’s gov’t makes it illegal to even go in their
space, let alone have sexual relations with them. Consensus has heard horrible stories
about them, but Jaxon, the one who captures her, is nothing like she’s been led
to believe. In fact, the whole planet is nothing like she expected. Can’t trust
the gubermint. What else is new? When Jaxon proves to be a domineering yet
gentle lover, Concubine becomes a Krypt convert. Oh, and let’s not forget the
magic juice that is their cum. Yep. You read that right. Magic.Juice. I can’t wait
to read more about that. Sorry about
the name confusion. I was trying out different ones because Concordia is just…*sigh*
Anyway, Conky is pretty happy with her devirginizing. It’ll be interesting to
see where this series goes next. *walks away mumbling magic juice*
BWAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteExactly. *winks*
DeleteEww slim...lol. That first one made me laugh as I like video games but not sure I could endure reading that....lol.
ReplyDeleteYeah, slime is so icky. But it's still a great concept. I love video games even if I do suck at them.
DeleteWhere in the world do you find these stories? LOL! Thanks, I now have some fun short reading material. I, mostly likely, won't be reviewing them though.
ReplyDeleteIt's like I'm a magnet for them. LOL
DeleteI now have 3 new books to try....I'm so excited my magic juice is flowing! ;)
ReplyDeleteGah! That visual! My eyes! My eyes! So mean, you are.
DeleteConcordia Shagger? LOL!
ReplyDeleteIkr?! Ugh
DeleteHahaha okay so that last one, I love all you're names, had me cracking up. And magic juice...very interesting. I may have to pick that one up, along with video game one because how cool! I'm not so sure about that slime though!
ReplyDeleteHer name was just...I had to try out others. lol
DeleteYuck to the slime but the rest is great. I need the next book.
This was so funny!!! Especially Concordia, Chlamydia, Concubine lol. I'll have to read that book!
ReplyDeleteThe story would have been better if the author had used all the names I came up with. LOL
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