Monday, December 4, 2017

Monster Porn Monday

My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn. 
I read them so you don't have to.
Erotica ~ Mature 18+

*Book source ~ Kindle Unlimted
Wendy Bigg 
14 December 2016 
29 Pages

My Rating ~ 4 bites

Alicia and Mary-Ann run into something more than the regular wildlife when they borrow a cabin in the snowy woods.

Alicia swings both ways, but Mary-Ann doesn’t. However, there’s a little bit of girl-on-girl action (it’s a whole pinecone drugging thing, just go with it) before Krampus makes his nasty appearance. It would be so awesome if humans had a tongue like this monster. So long, so bendy, so…Wowzers!

Starts at 10%, ends at 71%. A few editing errors and the story just ends before Mary-Ann gets her big finish. How rude!


*Book source ~ Kindle Unlimited
Penny Prize 
5 December 2015 
28 Pages 

My Rating ~ 4 bites

It’s Christmas and Michelle has been a bad girl for quite some time. That good-looking guy at the bar she wants to hump? He’s not exactly human and he has plans for her.

Ok, so I think I enjoyed the history story Krampus told more than I did the actual monster porn. It’s imaginative and very believable in the fantasy realm. Michelle’s punishment and the sex is pretty good, don’t get me wrong, but I like having a different variation of Krampus. The ending is a bit of a teaser for a future book though I’m not sure there’s one out there. Yet, anyway.


*Book source ~ Kindle Unlimited
Olivia Scott-Hill
1 December 2015
20 Pages 

My Rating ~ 2 bites

College student Noelle is home for Christmas and she’s a real slimy turd. Krampus is gonna get her.

Noelle is an unlikeable piece of shit. She doesn’t deserve to derive pleasure from a Krampus visit. I can’t believe Krampus let that cunt nugget jerk him around. A better punishment for that cumhole would have been to deny her an orgasm and slap her into a chastity belt for the next year. Oh, yeah. That would have been perfect. I think Krampus and I need to have a chat about the difference between punishment and funishment.

Notes: starts at 16%, ends at 87%


1 comment:

  1. Oh god... not Krampus *covers eyes with paws* I might make an exception for Claimed by Krampus though. That tongue though XD

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