Have Wormhole, Will Travel

*Book source ~ NetGalley

Have Wormhole Will Travel

Tony McFadden

1 November 2013

Sci-Fi

277 Pages

My Rating ~ 1 bite

Callum and Jacob are aliens, one of many pairs sent to keep watch over Earth and Her inhabitants and report back when they reach sufficient intelligence to travel to distant planets. Because there is no way the home planet wants anyone from Earth or anywhere else traveling to their home.

Sabrina, Mandy, and Jackie, after a brief bout of thinking they are vampires, have finally cottoned onto the fact Callum and Jacob are aliens. Unfortunately, it’s getting them to admit it that’s taking a bit of work. But when a brilliant scientist stumbles onto how to m-theory possible, they have no idea that it means the destruction of their world. Unless Callum can stop it.

What could have been an entertaining and fun book turns out to be a dud. The characters are one-dimensional, the humor is lacking, and the pacing is off. The women are idiotic morons and the guys are assholes. There are many pop culture references that try to be fun, but aren’t and while I know this is sci-fi, the whole premise is unbelievably stupid. Skip it.