Monster Porn Monday

My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn.

I read them so you don't have to.

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Her First Time with a Minotaur

Folia Deux

11 February 2014 

26 Pages

My Rating ~ 4 bites

Rosalie runs into a corn maze to escape a grabby-handed date and suddenly ends up in the Labyrinth because reasons. Ok, so it’s midnight on the Winter Solstice. Like I said, reasons.

I’m not sure why I keep coming back to the minotaur. I grew up on a farm and cow heads, especially their runny noses and long tongues reaming out nostrils, will forever be in my memory banks. Not to mention those hooves walking around in the shit. And shit-covered tails. I could go on. It is not a pretty picture. However, bull schlong in human form is hard to resist. So, here I am reading about yet another virgin getting plowed by the minotaur.

This story is actually pretty good. Fairly well-written with only a few editing errors, the biggest no-no is that it starts at 13% and ends at 85%. Monster porn or not, one should never short-change their audience. You don’t short-change in monster cock. Don’t give us the short shaft in story length. Anyway, Rosalie and the minotaur have a very pleasant Winter Solstice where they exchange lots of bodily fluids and he pops all 3 of her cherries. Jackpot!

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Taken by the Fishmen

Dana Bowman

7 October 2013

18 Pages

My Rating ~ 2 bites

Cherry and her cameraman, Victor, head to a castle ruin where people have been and never returned. So, of course, this is the perfect place to go!

Cherry is not a virgin. Hallelujah! The fishmen aren’t gigundously hung, but she is gang banged by many. I have no idea how many. Five maybe. Or more. I lost track. Or maybe I couldn't get past how the author describes their smell. And their gross cum. *shudders* She figures out that if she can get them all to come, then pass out, she can escape. So she takes them like a champ then beats feet. Except, she can’t find the way out. Cliffhanger and ends at 80%. Otherwise, the writing isn’t too bad though “slimy” and “musk” is used quite a bit. And for the record, getting fucked by a bunch of fishy-smelling, slimy, musky fishmen is not erotic. At all. Ewwww!

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The Mannequin

Adrian Blue

9 October 2016

17 Pages

My Rating ~ 2 bites

New on the job virgin Lindy is left alone before she has been fully trained as a mall security agent and now she’s a mannequin’s bitch.

Do mannequin’s qualify as monsters? I say they do. This mannequin is one sadistic fucker. If you do not like dub-con (though I’d say this is more non-con) then this story is not for you. It’s actually very brutal. No mercy, no last minute gentleness here.  Though, of course, virgin Lindy takes everything like a champ and has so many orgasms even I lost count. Warning: a flashlight goes where no flashlight should ever go. Not terrible writing, but ends at 73%. Tsk tsk.