Monster Porn Monday

My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn. 

I read them so you don't have to.

Erotica ~ Mature 18+

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Maiden in the Minotaur's Maze 

Quinn Hartlan

6 September 2014

23 Pages 

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Just as in the legends, Laria is kidnapped with 13 others and sent to be sacrificed to the Minotaur. Will he eat her? Or will he eat her out?

The Good

1.     There’s humiliation where the sacrifices have to strip down in front of everyone and be inspected by the guards.

2.      Sex scene between Laria and Minotaur isn’t too bad.

3.      The writing isn’t terrible.

The Ugly

1.       1^st chapter is cut off. Chapter 2 starts and I was totally WTFing

2.      Editing errors. Lots of them.

3.      Ends at 74%.

Side note: When I originally picked up this freebie in 2013 it was called The Minotaur’s Virgin Mate, but I guess it’s been changed to Maiden in the Minotaur’s Maze. The errors may well have been fixed since then.

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Mated to the Beast Tribe

Audrey Grace 

28 January 2015 

42 Pages 

My Rating ~ 2 bites and a nibble

Sasha Smith, her agent and a small film crew have heard about a tribe of pre-humans deep in forest, so they head out to find said tribe and film them. Unfortunately for Sasha, this tribe has no women and now they want her.

So much potential in this story and it’s underutilized. And I know we’re talking about monster porn, but it still has to be a tiny bit believable. This is not. The sex scene is pretty good, but I swear to fucking god, the author called one of the cocks a “girthy gristle”. GRISTLE! Not once, but twice! On what fucking planet is that an acceptable euphemism for cock? It reminds me of a story my brother’s best friend told from his childhood. He was eating steak one day, cut off some gristle and said, “This stuff is worthless.” to his dad, who owned a rendering plant.  So, yeah, gristle. No. Just, no.

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

A Queen for the Tentacle Monster

K. Matthew 

5 November 2012 

15 Pages 

My Rating ~ 4 bites

A kingdom with no name must obey a tentacled monster that lives beneath the castle. When the Queen dies (or in this story, is murdered), virgins must be offered up to the arthro in hopes she is worthy of being the new queen. But many weeks pass before Clarice Firestone is the next offering. Lucky for her, she’s found to be an acceptable receptacle.

Decently written and what can I say? Tentacles! It bugs me that the kingdom is never named, but it’s a small thing. This is a creative monster porn story you won’t want to pass up even though it ends at 74%. And the arthro’s cum is black. Ewwww, but whatever because tentacles!

Side note: I think this story was removed from Amazon and repubbed under a different pen name, Scarlet DeLorne.