Monday, January 16, 2017

Monster Porn Monday

My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn.
I read them so you don't have to.
Erotica ~ Mature 18+ (duh)


Book source ~ Borrowed from a friend
Babette Logan
 7 December 2016 
10 Pages

My Rating ~ 2 bites

Single Sara is spending Christmas alone and instead of getting a package under the tree, she gets a tree package.

Well, that was interesting. Odd, creative and decently written, but I just can’t get past the bark and sap and scratchy tree bits. *shudder* Plus, how the hell does this tree fuck her 12 ways to Sunday and not break a single ornament?


*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
M. La Mer
14 March 2015
35 Pages

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Margaret is a moron. A rich moron, but a moron nonetheless. And yet she gets rewarded with yummy tentacles doing naughty things to her.

There’s a lot of blah, blah, blah at the beginning of this story and not a whole lot of monstery tentacle sex. There are more books in the series so maybe there’s much more down and dirty with the tentacles in the next books.  It’s not horribly written and even though Margaret is an idiot who saddled herself with a loser of a husband she somehow ends up on top and served with a side order of cliché.  I kinda like the lighthouse though. I’d totally live there as long as it had internet.


*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Dani Dundee
21 February 2016
29 Pages

My Rating ~ 4 bites

Kobolds and their breeding procedures are brought to the light.

Aw. This is plain ol’ monster on monster porn. I didn’t realize there’s no humans involved. Oh, well. It’s still a decent read. Well-written and much naughty. Also, an interesting concept for a society. Communal breeding with extensive records for best genetic diversity isn’t thought of as unusual, weird or wrong. It’s all in a day’s work and it looks like they enjoy it. Well, who wouldn’t enjoy the procreation process? Except for all the fluids everywhere. I’m not big on mess. Ick.

13 comments:

  1. *sigh* I just love Monster Porn Monday!! The tree sounds painful and I don't know if I want Monster on Monster Porn... I need some human action in there I think. But that second one, cliches and all, might be a fun read. I do like tentacles lol :)

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    1. Monster porn makes Mondays bearable!

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    2. Monster on monster porn is a bit of a letdown, but it was still a good read. lol

      I wish I could do MPM every Monday. :D

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  2. LMAO you crack me up with your comments.

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    1. I'm really not utilizing the full potential of funny shit. I must do better. :D

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  3. SAY NO TO TREE PORN!!! That book was...just no, I totally agree the sap has me all grossed and the rough bark sounded painful. Thank goodness I have a fake Christmas Tree.

    Who the hell reads Monster Porn for the STORY?!?!? Like watching Porn for the acting.

    Monster on Monster is just too much Monster for Monster Porn!

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    1. I just...no. *shudder*

      I'm looking for the Golden Testicle of Monster Porn...monsters, hot sex and great story. Maybe I just need to write the damn thing myself. LOL

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  4. I love your comments they always crack me up. I must admit to smiling when I see you have a Monster Porn up on your blog....lol. Couldn't read them myself so I have to read your post. :)

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    1. :D I wish I had enough to do every Monday. Even if I only did one each post. But the freebies are becoming fewer and fewer. Maybe I can get a trial KU account (again) and stockpile.

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  5. I don't know about the tinsel monster but the other two will be mine. Who am I kidding? I'll grab them all ;)

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    1. *nods* Yes, I know you will. Because reasons. LOLOL

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