Monster Porn Monday

My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn. 

I read them so you don't have to.

Erotica ~ Mature 18+

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Title ~ Minotaur Lust

Author ~ Snowe Foxx, Panthera

Published ~ 20 January 2015

Pages ~ 28

My Rating ~ 2 bites

Athena is a female gladiator among a bunch of men and a Minotaur named Taurus. She dreams of winning her freedom and she secretly lusts after Taurus even though he’s a monster. When a fire sweeps the arena they escape to freedom, but will they act on their desires?

Incurring my wrath as these damn stories are wont to do, it starts at 14% and ends at 86%. Stop it! Also, this is a total cheat in the revered monster porn genre. Taurus starts out as a Minotaur and then after they escape, and Athena reveals she wants to screw him, he conveniently remembers a magical spell that makes him human. Only then does he fuck Athena with his gigundously huge cock. I feel betrayed in the worst way. I was looking forward to her riding the bull and instead I get mundane human sex. *sigh* On top of that, it also needs editing. What else is new?

*Book source ~  Free on Amazon

Title ~ Taken by Bigfoot

Author ~ Sadie Wilder

Published ~ 11 April 2014

Pages ~ 20

My Rating ~ 2 bites and a nibble

Rachel, her boyfriend, and another couple go camping. After getting drunk and high, Rachel and whatzhisname go into the dark to have sex so the other couple doesn’t hear them and instead Bigfoot knocks dumbass out cold and runs off with Rachel.

The only likeable character is Bigfoot. The other characters are meh though the writing isn’t bad. The monster sex is pretty good even though it was only a one shot. Not a money shot, but that’s ok because what would monster porn be without the woman wondering if she can get preggers by the monster after he fills her up and more until she’s oozing like an unending lava flow? It needs lots of editing, but that’s fairly typical of monster porn. All-in-all, forgettable.

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Title ~ Making Love to a Monster

Author ~ Dani Williams

Published ~ 8 October 2013

Pages ~ 16

My Rating ~ 2 bites

Gold-digger Jane is bored with everything including her money train fiancé Michael. After shelling out a goodly amount of cash for an adventure in the Himalayas things take a really bad turn and Jane is no longer bored.

Wow. Jane is really unlikeable and so callous it’s a joy when the yeti comes and carries her away to his lair to have his wicked animalistic way with her. I was really hoping that the monster would use her until she was a broken cum-filled shell then toss her aside. So disappointing. The writing isn’t horrible, but it is boring and big surprise, it needs editing. The yeti is the best part, but even he is a tad boring. How the fuck do you have boring monster porn? Quite an achievement.

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

Title ~  Vines of the Alraune

Series ~  Mating with Monsters, #1

Author ~ Mark Desires

Published ~ 28 July 2012

Pages ~ 20

My Rating ~ 4 bites

A nameless man with an exceptional green thumb seeks to grow the rarest of all plants, the alraune. Part plant and part woman, he hopes to make a lot of money cultivating them and getting a sex toy in the process.

While it’s a bit of a cheat to start at 12% and end at 91%, the story makes up for it. Although it could use a final pass in the editing department, this is a fairly well-written and creative bit of monster porn. And the comparison of a woman’s pussy to a flower finally gets to be literal. I don’t approve of women being grown to be sex slaves though even if they do crave it. But monster porn is monster porn and it wouldn’t be so unless someone is being sexually used and abused.