Monday, June 1, 2015

Monster Porn Monday

Erotica ~ Mature 18+


*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Title ~ Taken by Medusa
Series ~ Sex & Violence, #3
Author ~ Amanda Close
Publisher ~ Amanda Close
Published ~ 13 December 2013
Genre ~ Erotica
Pages ~ 17

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Calisto teams up with some warriors to storm the island of Cisthene, home to the Gorgon Medusa. The warriors are seeking to make true the legend of Pegasus, but Calisto agrees because she wants a share of the treasure on the island. As a concubine to Aphrodite, Calisto is well able to service the warriors on their journey though she decrees they must pay her for her services. An agreement is made and the journey begins. But will it end the way they all hope?

The monster part of this isn’t a very large part. It’s mostly a mythological tale of adventure with some steamy sex thrown in.  The monster part is where Medusa takes advantage of the tasty treats on her island, but it’s a very small part of the whole. I’ve always enjoyed mythology, so even though this isn’t your typical monster porn, I did enjoy the tale. I wasn’t very satisfied with the ending though. It left me wanting. 


*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Author ~ Dalia Daudelin
Publisher ~ Dalia Daudelin
Published ~ 9 May 2013
Genre ~ Erotica | Paranormal
Pages ~ 24

My Rating ~ 3 bites and a nibble

Joanne “Jo” Legrasse is researching monsters for a book, so her old professor gives her a pretty gnarly book about some far out monsters and then he warns her not to read the chants out loud. So, she packs up the book and takes it to the beach for a day of sun and idiocy.

You know where this is headed, right? Because nothing bad ever happened from reading from a book. Hello? The Mummy ring any bells? Anyway, the first stupid thing this woman does is take a shower before heading to the beach. Because heaven knows she’s not going to get covered in sand and salt water or anything. This scene is solely shoehorned in so she can get some masturbation in while thinking of monsters doing nasty things to her book character and she won’t be able to do that while surrounded by beach peeps. Then when she finds a spot on the sand to cop a squat I guess she’s still so addled from her solitary pleasure session that she decides to do what her professor begged her not to do…read from the book. She needs to give up her college diploma right now because moron. What happens after this is monster porn all the way baby. The ending is dumb though. First person is not my favorite, but it’s not horribly written. If you pick this up, I recommend ignoring the moronic actions and go straight to the monster porn because damn.


*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Author ~ Kat Richards
Publisher ~ Kat Richards
Published ~ 10 March 2015
Genre ~ Erotica | Sci-Fi
Pages ~ 25

My Rating ~ 3 bites and a nibble

Aliens have conquered Earth and humans are slaves. Alice makes a mistake and has to be shown the proper way to serve her Owner.

Alice is a slave to Owner Sma’te. He has two cronies over for some powwow or something and Alice spills hot water in Sma’te’s lap. Oops. Now she must be punished, but it’s one of his cronies, Nat’sha who initiates it even though he’s not her owner. Hello? Presume much? Sma’te’s a pussy for allowing it, but Alice doesn’t mind. Much. Before she knows it she’s in the middle of three aliens banging her every hole and finding out that she quite enjoys it.

Dub-con ménage aside, the aliens have a third appendage that is on the back of their neck. Like an arm, but ending in a sucker. Well, that would be convenient for ass wiping or scratching, wouldn’t it? And they’re green. What’s with green aliens? Captain Kirk banged a few in Star Trek, there’s Lorne in Angel (though he’s a demon not an alien) and let’s not forget about green men from Mars, but a different color would be more original, in my opinion. Anyway, this is a decent story if you like dub-con and aliens, but it could use a bit more editing.

4 comments:

  1. Ah, lovely reviews as always but I'll pass on all three. I'm with you on the color green, though; so unoriginal.

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    1. Thank you! :) So many colors to choose from and the aliens end up green. *sigh*

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  2. Oh my God your reviews had me spewing my coffee. Thank you for reading these..lol

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    1. Ermahgerd! Not the coffee! lol You're welcome. :D

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