Monday, November 3, 2014

Monster Porn Monday

Erotica ~ Mature 18+
*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Title ~ Horn
Series ~ Half-Human, #1
Author ~ Merlyn Sloane
Publisher ~ Merlyn Sloane
Published ~ 13 February 2014
Genre ~ Monster Porn
Pages ~ 17


My Rating ~ 4 bites

Diana (is this random or a reference to the Huntress?) likes to get up early and go swim in the icy cold water before her classes start. Why?! *shudders* Anyway, Ivy has taken to getting up earlier than Diana and swimming in *her* spot, so she moves to another. It’s not as nice as her other spot, but it’ll do. However, one morning, she hears rustling in the woods. Ducking down in the water to avoid any fellow classmates what she spots strolling out of the undergrowth is far, far worse than some pimply students. A Minotaur! And everyone knows how much a Minotaur loves to rut in tender juicy lady parts. If she’s quiet, maybe he’ll wander away. But it’s too late. He smells her and there’s no escaping a Minotaur loving.

I actually quite enjoyed this bit of naughty monster porn when I blocked out in my mind the bull head. I mentioned in another Minotaur book that I grew up on a farm. Cows/bulls are not attractive. Ever. Evereverever never! No! Except after they’ve been butchered and grilled to perfection.  But I don’t wanna hump my steak. *curls lip* So, I just pictured Miny as having only *slightly* bullish features, not anything like the cover. Ewwww! Otherwise, a few minor grammar/editing errors, not bad for MP and the sex scenes are decently written. I’d definitely read more by this author.


*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Author ~ Folia Deux
Publisher ~ Folia Deux Books
Published ~ 27 November 2013
Genre ~ Monster Porn
Pages ~ 33

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Twenty-yr-old Lily is a virgin out in the middle of the woods with a horny couple and feeling like a third wheel. She wants to celebrate the Solstice, but has no one to celebrate with. Until she wanders out in the woods and voices her plea to the sky. This will be a night she’ll never forget.

So, Lily tags along with an obviously randy couple to the middle of the woods and has to sit there while they get it on in the vehicle. Awkward. What did she expect to happen anyway? Moving on…so she goes for a walk, in the dark, in unfamiliar surroundings because that’s always a good idea. When she pleads to the stars about wanting some action of her own, some nymphs come along and show her a good time, before introducing her to their freaky friends who also show her a good time before the big climax (hehe see what I did there?) of popping not one, but all her cherries. Damn girl! When you decide to do it, you go balls to the wall, so to speak. Creative world with decent sex scenes, this could have used a bit more embellishment to push it over the edge. Overall though, not a bad read.


*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Author ~ Nikita King
Publisher ~ Nikita King
Published ~ 1 July 2012
Genre ~ Monster Porn
Pages ~ 30

My Rating ~ 3 bites and a nibble

Kim is minding her own business when she’s kidnapped and taken to a village to become a virgin sacrifice to the King of the Night Gaunts. Only a virgin will do for the monstrous King. If he smells another man on one of his harem she will die and so will the man. Three of the women have been around for years. Kim is the newbie replacing the woman who dared screw another man. They take turns servicing King Redrick and in turn the night gaunts leave the village alone. A simple enough arrangement. Except for the monster sex. If I were one of the harem, I’d make sure I had all kinds of luxuries. Make those damn villagers pay for kidnapping me and forcing me to service a monster. It’s the least they could do.

So, Kim doesn’t put up much resistance to the kidnapping, the imprisonment or at being told she’ll have to spread her legs for a monster. The Night Gaunt is pretty callous when it comes to his harem and treats them like shit. I would have figured a way to get the hell out of there. Kim’s different though. There’s something about her that draws the King and he finds himself craving her. The writing is a bit simplistic and I hated the women behaving like simpering spineless pussies, but overall this isn’t a bad read. I did like how Beauty tamed the Beast. Bonus points because I’d never heard of a night gaunt before. I had to look that one up.

10 comments:

  1. LOL Wonderful reviews; I laughed so much. Why don't you wanna hump your steak? Have some teriyaki, sex on a stick! :P

    These all sound like books I might read though I don't wanna purchase them, just borrow them for a bit.

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    1. I just saw that you have all of them listed as freebies. Hmmm...

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    2. Steak is meant to be savored, not humped. LOL

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  2. Virgin Sacrifice isn't free and neither is Night Gaunt. :(

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    1. Awwww! :( They were free when I picked them up. They should be perma-free imho. lol I might be able to loan them.

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  3. I can't even believe these books exist...Your my hero for reading them :)....This would be the first time I have ever been speechless.....Great reviews!.......I'm glad you enjoyed them lol

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    1. I would never have thought to read these a year ago. But there have been so many free ones I decided to start collecting them and finally reading them. Might as well entertain myself and my peeps. LOL

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  4. LOL at not humping your steak! Ah the things people come up for with these. love it :D

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    1. There have been steaks so nommy that I wanted to roll around on them, but not hump them. lol I can't wait to pick my reads for December. :D

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  5. Okay, that was way to much fun. I might just have to look into these types of books a little more now. Thanks for the great post.

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