Monster Porn Monday

Mature ~ 18+

*Book source ~ Picked up for free on Amazon.

Title ~ Tentacle Monster Finds a Mate

Author ~ Alessa Montague

Publisher ~ Alessa Montague

Published ~ 18 May 2014

Genre ~ Erotica

Pages ~ 14

My Rating ~ 3 bites

A tentacle monster has been living in Ada Long’s shower, spying on her for weeks while she washes, lathers, has sex with her boyfriend or pleasures herself. The creature has been taking note of everything this human finds pleasurable since it wants to impregnate her with its seed and in its experience pleasure is more apt to invite more breeding interactions than cruelty.

Fairly well-written and edited this is a hot vignette of tentacle monster porn that takes place in the shower. Not overly graphic, but decently creative. I’m curious to know what happens to Ada next. Will there be a Bred by the Tentacle Monster book to follow?

*Book source ~ Picked up for free on Amazon.

Title ~ A Tentacle in Every Hole

Author ~ CJ Smalls

Publisher ~ Pretty Pink Books

Published ~ 14 October 2012

Genre ~ Erotica

Pages ~ 8

My Rating ~ 2 bites

An unnamed woman has something weird growing in a pot in her bathroom, something that used to be a plant, but is far from that now. One day, while she’s in the shower getting some *cough*stress relief*cough*, tentacles come out to play Hide the Tentacle with her and her life hasn’t been the same since.

Very short, but with a good imagination. I can’t say it has a good plot since it’s too short for an actual story arc, but it’s a good vignette. However, this is in need of some serious editing. I cringed many times while reading and not because of the subject matter. 

*Book source ~ A review copy was provided on NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.

Title ~ Pet to the Tentacle Monsters!

Author ~ Lilia Ford

Publisher ~ Liliaford Romance

Published ~ 9 July 2014

Genre ~ Erotica | Dystopian

Pages ~ 56

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Orphaned Benji Tucker has gotten a bit wild in the Refugee Commune where he lives. His uncle tries to get through Benji’s thick skull, but he persists in being a brat. Until the day he does something stupid and endangers the entire commune. When the Enforcers come to dole out his punishment he has no choice but to be adopted by the alien enemies. Terrified he’ll end up as an alien tasty treat he’s surprised instead by his situation. But is it better or worse?

Bratty teenagers are such a pain in the ass. At least underneath the bratty behavior Benji is a decent teen. He’s bored, but having lost both parents he’s basically just acting out. When the Enforcers take him to a holding cell he’s terrified he’s going to be eaten alive. Instead, he’s adopted by a tentacle family. One is small, adorable and pink who provides Benji with affection and fun. He names her Kitty. Then there’s the very large black one who provides BDSM-style discipline. He names this one Black and is comforted by the routine and discipline Black provides on a daily basis. But then there is the silver, sadistic, wildly unpredictable bastard that Benji hates. Typically, Benji names this one Silver. Even with Silver making his life difficult he’s happier than he’s ever been. When he discovers the truth behind the alien invasion he has a serious choice to make.

Well-written and an enjoyable read this story is more, I think, of a coming of age tale. Benji is an aimless teen heading down the wrong path despite his innate decency when an unfortunate accident flips him head over ass. Would he have eventually knuckled down? Who knows? I’d like to think he’s much happier with his new existence than he would have ever been in the Commune.