Monday, August 4, 2014

Monster Porn Monday

Mature ~ 18+
*Book source ~ Picked up for free on Amazon.
Author ~ Alessa Montague
Publisher ~ Alessa Montague
Published ~ 18 May 2014
Genre ~ Erotica
Pages ~ 14

My Rating ~ 3 bites

A tentacle monster has been living in Ada Long’s shower, spying on her for weeks while she washes, lathers, has sex with her boyfriend or pleasures herself. The creature has been taking note of everything this human finds pleasurable since it wants to impregnate her with its seed and in its experience pleasure is more apt to invite more breeding interactions than cruelty.

Fairly well-written and edited this is a hot vignette of tentacle monster porn that takes place in the shower. Not overly graphic, but decently creative. I’m curious to know what happens to Ada next. Will there be a Bred by the Tentacle Monster book to follow?


*Book source ~ Picked up for free on Amazon.
Author ~ CJ Smalls
Publisher ~ Pretty Pink Books
Published ~ 14 October 2012
Genre ~ Erotica
Pages ~ 8

My Rating ~ 2 bites

An unnamed woman has something weird growing in a pot in her bathroom, something that used to be a plant, but is far from that now. One day, while she’s in the shower getting some *cough*stress relief*cough*, tentacles come out to play Hide the Tentacle with her and her life hasn’t been the same since.

Very short, but with a good imagination. I can’t say it has a good plot since it’s too short for an actual story arc, but it’s a good vignette. However, this is in need of some serious editing. I cringed many times while reading and not because of the subject matter. 


*Book source ~ A review copy was provided on NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.
Author ~ Lilia Ford
Publisher ~ Liliaford Romance
Published ~ 9 July 2014
Genre ~ Erotica | Dystopian
Pages ~ 56

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Orphaned Benji Tucker has gotten a bit wild in the Refugee Commune where he lives. His uncle tries to get through Benji’s thick skull, but he persists in being a brat. Until the day he does something stupid and endangers the entire commune. When the Enforcers come to dole out his punishment he has no choice but to be adopted by the alien enemies. Terrified he’ll end up as an alien tasty treat he’s surprised instead by his situation. But is it better or worse?

Bratty teenagers are such a pain in the ass. At least underneath the bratty behavior Benji is a decent teen. He’s bored, but having lost both parents he’s basically just acting out. When the Enforcers take him to a holding cell he’s terrified he’s going to be eaten alive. Instead, he’s adopted by a tentacle family. One is small, adorable and pink who provides Benji with affection and fun. He names her Kitty. Then there’s the very large black one who provides BDSM-style discipline. He names this one Black and is comforted by the routine and discipline Black provides on a daily basis. But then there is the silver, sadistic, wildly unpredictable bastard that Benji hates. Typically, Benji names this one Silver. Even with Silver making his life difficult he’s happier than he’s ever been. When he discovers the truth behind the alien invasion he has a serious choice to make.

Well-written and an enjoyable read this story is more, I think, of a coming of age tale. Benji is an aimless teen heading down the wrong path despite his innate decency when an unfortunate accident flips him head over ass. Would he have eventually knuckled down? Who knows? I’d like to think he’s much happier with his new existence than he would have ever been in the Commune.

19 comments:

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    1. I knew you'd enjoy those. :D They need to be longer though. The stories not the tentacles. lol

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  2. OMG I love this feature. I wonder if Kelly has seen it :)

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    1. So glad! :D I may do it twice a month after the New Year. If people want more, that is. lol I need to get a backlog read first.

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  3. Loving this! The tentacle theme is too great :D

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    1. I wondered if I should do a variety for the first post, but I already had 2 tentacle ones read, so I went with it. lol

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  4. Love the title of the second one. :D I probably won't read any of these but I love reading reviews for these types of books. :D

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    1. Sigh, I succumbed and downloaded some titles via KLL. I just have to read them before teh 30 day free trial ends as I don't want to continue the service.

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    2. Can't beat free and they seriously do not take long to read. lol

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  5. LOL so much tentacle porn! I kinda want that 2nd one even with the bad editing. ::snort::

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  6. Who doesn't love a little tentacle in their porn! Those are the weirdest books but hilarious! Can't wait to see what you have next time :) This feature is awesome Lol

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    1. Ikr?! lol I aim to entertain and have some fun in the process. :)

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  7. Bwahahaha Tentacles I love it..well maybe not! Love your new feature!

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  8. Anna is contagious, hey ? I'm not sure I'll read this one day, but the reviews sure are fun !

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    1. They are fun to write. And the books are kinda fun to read, too. LOL

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