Monday, August 15, 2016

Monster Porn Monday

My monthly review of that sub-sub-sub genre of erotica ~ monster porn. 
I read them so you don't have to.
Erotica ~ Mature 18+

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Series ~ Sex with Bigfoot, #1
Author ~ Hauten Whett
Published ~ 15 December 2014 
Pages ~ 53

My Rating ~ 3 bites and a nibble

A cheating boyfriend means a break up right before her friend’s wedding, a wedding they were supposed to attend together. Now Jill has to go as one of the very few single people. While she loves her friends she is not looking forward to the event with as much gusto as before the big split. Little did she know she’d be meeting the best lover of her life and he’s a wedding crasher. Sort of.

Decently written and more doofusy awkward chitchat than is strictly necessary, but the sex with Bigfoot more than makes up for it. Who knew that Bigfoot was such a gentle and considerate lover considering he can’t talk and he has a massive schlong. That ending though? Holy fuck! I smell a lawsuit worth millions. Jill is in for a big surprise in book 2. Assuming her friends tell her.

FYI, that author’s name? Seriously? How fucking stupid is that? I wish authors would stop trying to be oh so cute with the stupid names. Not a fan of that.


*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Author ~ Hannah Wilde
Published ~ 29 April 2014
Pages ~ 46

My Rating ~ 3 bites

Riley can’t get a job no matter how hard she looks. Until she sees an ad for an assistant to a well-known horror writer. Figuring, what the hell, she gets an interview that isn’t an interview so much as the current assistant turning over the job to her. Right there and then. Riley accepts the position because it looks pretty easy. She’s about to find out the perks of the job.

Like most monster porn, this story could use some editing love, but for the most part it’s a decent short foray into the nasty seamy side of erotica. Riley ends up in a gangbang with the Jersey Devils, but she’s not complaining. And what a dirty old man that horror author is. Looks like Riley found her true calling after all.


*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Title ~ Ensnare
Author ~ Mac Flynn
Published ~ 12 May 2014
Pages ~ 26

My Rating ~ 2 bites

Leslie works at the college library while going to school. She’s a believer of love and HEA and spends her time daydreaming of one of the school studs or any stud wooing her senseless. One day a strange book is dropped in the library return slot and it affects her in a dark sensual way, but seems not to affect anyone else. Leslie can’t help how it makes her feel and she starts behaving strangely. What is this book and what is she going to do about it?

This is the world’s most boring monster porn ever. There is one very short scene at the end that has lovely naughty tentacles, but it’s not enough to raise this one up to greater heights. Skip it.



*Book source ~ Free on Amazon
Title ~ Tentacle Affair
Author ~ Eden Redd
Published ~ 18 June 2015 
Pages ~ 21

My Rating ~ 2 bites

Leena has tried everything to get her husband’s nose out of his dusty strange old books. She has failed spectacularly and now she’s vamped herself up and gone out to a bar looking for some male appreciation. She never intended to do more than flirt, but when she meets a sexy trio she can’t help herself. The rest is history.

I read Eden Redd’s Teddy Bare books and really enjoyed them. Which is why I was so disappointed with this story. The editing is horrible and the repetition is annoying. Also, the guys look human until they start having sex and then they sprout tentacles. Everywhere. It’s a bit unclear what the hell is going on. The gangbang  and the cuckold are nice touches, but the ending is a letdown. I thought it was just dumb. Ah, well.

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